John “Pipe Fitter” Goldman

This account was never supposed to have a post blow up, but for 100 followers I’ll do a #curvedox, what are we thinking about the showtime tape job, too much? I’ll hang up and listen.

Hey, I’ve seen this one, it’s a classic!

@notguffawing Bohemian Rhapsody is a great pull, been on a little Queen kick myself the past few weeks

Interesting

@tappedinpierre Only major downside is the Caddy tax when it comes to parts, and the consumables. This thing eats tires and gas, I get about 8-10mpg on E85, but it’s worth every cent.

@goldmanjohn66 Holy shit

@tappedinpierre I daily this thing year round and no matter what I throw at it, it just works. Make it happen, rotten.

@goldmanjohn66 It’ll happen

@tappedinpierre Trust me Pierre, I know the feeling. I vividly remember heading to the Caddy dealer with my pops as a kid and seeing a bronze manual V wagon, and I knew right then and there I needed one. Even just an auto sedan is such an incredible daily driver, I can’t recommend it enough.

@goldmanjohn66 You have 2 of my attainable dream cars

@tappedinpierre Well when one’s broken you need a backup. Solid 1a/1b rotation as of now.

@goldmanjohn66 AND a 2nd gen V???

@robcracks Carlin on vinyl #thatllplay

The moment None of you have been waiting for. Rob ford Record Collection dox, thank you all again for 700

@tappedinpierre Pierre, incredible list, can I propose an addition; people who roam around in public on a call or facetime, especially if they’re on speaker and/or speaking in a foreign language. I’ll hang up and listen.

This list could go on and on. Feeling #hateful this Sunday afternoon

Drive thru worker was an absolute rocket by the way #fumbled

@notguffawing Fell-lahhh, you’re making this sound like an excellent dinner option. Will report back

@goldmanjohn66 Would highly recommend I just demolished two grilled cheese burritos

High af going to get Taco Bell

Trimmed her nails and I think I hit the factory reset button by accident

@crumpinit Rumplemintz, I can not advocate enough for the 365x macro, it’s extremely slim, so printing is almost a nonissue with a quality holster. Very nice ergonomics, especially if you have larger hands where other subcompacts feel cramped. I have ~5k rounds through mine with no failures

Looking at getting my concealed carry for my birthday, anyone have pistol recommendations? Been looking at a 43x or a p365

@tappedinpierre Pierre, it’s been a labor of love for many years at this point, still dog slow but at least a nice piece of eye candy. YKB

@goldmanjohn66 Burner with a GTO???

Look out local populace, John is having a Saturday #stickhandling

@2beers2hungover Got it fella, running back the same play and trusting the process.

@goldmanjohn66 Give it time. Get busy, crank hog, hang with friends and play video games/do something you enjoy. The feelings will come and go but will be in the back of your mind.

You think a year of not having a women’s touch is hard? Yeah okay, try two months buddy.

@00JimmyT Enjoy the kitten arc, this one was about that size 2 months ago.

New cat

@burnermcged @Spotify Die Lit leading off is the only positive spin on the situation, Stinger

Are we deadass right now? @Spotify what are you tryna say to me rn? Say it to my face #pussy