Goober

@MMAFIXED First guy since Anthony smith to be chinny to the legs lmao

JDM when his opponent throws one singular leg kick and doesn’t just box with him:

@Le_MainEvent @acerothsteen197 Ziam the inbreed is way worse than sallkilld lmao he gets flatlined

@acerothsteen197 T’es entrain de comparer Fares Ziam à Sallkilld

Je vais être honnête, je ne comprend pas la hype autour de Salkilld Je pense sincèrement qu’il va se faire Fraud Check très rapidement si l’UFC arrête de lui mettre des match up à son avantage. Il est loin d’être le bon combattant qu’on nous vends. Après c’est mon avis

@austen_enjoyer Lil bros Canadian lmao

This proposed card is 30% rapist at the moment. No thanks!

@ndr83 @_FANofMMA_ @PollGuyUFC Damn you are retarted lmao, he’s wstching it through the monitor😭😭

@_FANofMMA_ @PollGuyUFC 😭 😢 FAT FUCK DANA CANT BEAR TO WATCH THE MAIN EVENT 😢 😭. Is that loud enough?

When Merab Dvalishvili carried Petr Yan all the way over to Dana White and waited for him to look up #UFC

@AbuOfHurairah @liltakes12 @MMAUNCENSORED1 @stipemiocic @danawhite Fuck me man you are retarted

@liltakes12 @MMAUNCENSORED1 @stipemiocic @danawhite Let's break it down for you: Dana pays them peanuts, so much so that they have to resort these jobs, after giving their most productive years to UFC

Former UFC heavyweight champion Stipe Miocic is a photographer for the NFL and Cleveland Browns 🏈 📷

@EvilDrPorkChap @burnerrfarmer @FearedBuck Holy shit dude turn on autocorrect or learn the language

@burnerrfarmer @FearedBuck That biggest paradise could literally huy your whole fucking bloodline, and she is not the type to have a constant camera on her, jake doesnt even do that type of content anymore, unless it around promotion times. Your retarded

Jake Paul’s wife, Olympian Jutta Leerdam, did not like that Marlon and Sara Safari were filming while warming up for a soccer match

@tatemclisa Holy fuck you are poor lmao

i’m almost done paying off my tate mcrae ticket

@RedWolfMMA @DovySimuMMA Everything should be accommodated towards us and our time it’s an American company and the USA is the only country that actually matters

@DovySimuMMA UK fans seeing US fans moaning about the time 😒

‼️Reminder for USA fans: UFC Perth JDM vs. Prates broadcast will start at 1 AM PT and 4 AM ET will you be waking up early?

@MattWalshBlog @NickJFuentes No but if someone loves Israel and opposes those things they also aren’t our allies

@NickJFuentes If someone hates Israel but also supports dismembering infants and letting gay couples purchase babies and dismantling marriage and the family, do you consider them an ally?

If we’re going to have a conservative civil war, the dividing line should be those who believe in protecting and preserving marriage, the family, and unborn life vs those indifferent or opposed. You can’t be a conservative in any meaningful sense if you don’t want to conserve the bedrock of civilization itself.

@DineshRavliya3 @MmaUnderdogz Lost a grand on this shit bro fuck this man

@MmaUnderdogz He stopped me from wining big. Everything was correct except this one. He was winning but his low iq made him lost

BREAKING NEWS: We have received confirmation that “Mango” is Indian. #UFCWinnipeg

@WolfRMFC Guess he had a point

Arbeloa really said its all or nothing. Bro went with one of the craziest line ups i have seen. Guess he REALLY doesnt trust Camavinga. Which is sad to see, his career has taken a nosedive this season.

@MMansfield747 @daniel7nans @RedCorner_MMA Sped alert lmao

@daniel7nans @RedCorner_MMA Doesn’t matter, he lost… get back in line

@poiriersturka I genuinely don’t even slightly understand

this is still so crazy

@Roman40K @Home_of_Fight @JakeNoecker Bros fat and pissed about it lmao

😭 🇷🇺 Paulo Costa goes off at Azamat Murzakanov who says that Russian secret juice is better: "The guy is fat as a f**k. Shut up." 🎥 @Home_of_Fight / @JakeNoecker

@Roenel @uncledoomer These are ass lmao i could do this shit with my phone

@uncledoomer I’m sure you’d get photos that are so much better than this from your guest using Polaroid cameras… photos that you’d print big and hang up to showcase around your home. Sure thing buddy…

for $2000 you can buy 10 polaroid cameras and 1000 shots of instant film and just hand them out to your guests and have an infinitely better and more quirky set of wedding photos than what youd get from a failed art student who just uses lightroom presets

@PrimePetrovic @CasualMMA Holy fuck no way you actually posted this lmao. Of course you are a fan of those people

@CasualMMA Of course your big fat ass doesn’t know they make reduced sugar uncrustables 😭

Bro literally ate an uncrustable at his last press conference

@TristanGHill @MMA_PROS_PICK_ When somebody’s not actually going for subs and just sitting there cause he likes to have his dick on his opponents ass than most people who aren’t gay won’t find it entertaining

@MMA_PROS_PICK_ aljo vs movsar was a good fight because they both knew how to get back up, it aint charles fault max aint know how to get back up and stalled

👀 Charles Oliveira opens up and responds to criticism about the Max Holloway fight. "Honestly, for fighters, real professionals, to say that was a bad fight… I think that’s jealousy. I think next time I’ll ask: “What’s the plan? What do you want me to do? Muay Thai? Judo? Kung Fu? Surfing?” Because if I go in there, win the fight, and it’s still not good enough, then there’s nothing else I can do." via: @olhardaluta YT

@IAmThatGuyxo @FPLFella Hope you know you don’t deserve any of that lmao

@FPLFella "No one" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was from one round of tables in one shift. Learn to cook with your broke ass.

No one is giving a 40% tip 🤣

@BlindBearMedia Nosebleeds are clearly 500 you fucking idiot plus tickets aren’t even actuslly out

The price for tickets to a UFC event have gotten out of hand bro I wanna go to one event a year and not get crazy nose bleeds and it costs me over $1000 Unbelievable man🤦‍♂️

@osere_x None of these were deserve or even top 5 best in their years besides for Denzel Washington’s lmao

6 oscars award in 98yrs is crazy 💔