Coach Clayton 🧸

NICO. HOERNER.

How we feelin' about City Connect 2.0, Birdland? 😁

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

No matter your political affiliation, country of origin, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, favorite team, favorite sport, favorite color, I think every sane person agrees: Expanding March Madness to 76 teams, while changing nothing else wrong with college sports, is dumb.

Better to have Bear Downed and lost than to never have Bear Downed at all.

This is gonna completely ruin my expectations for the season…but the Bears win!

@franciscellis When you dropped that knife it was a missed opportunity to say “Cheesus Christ”

@camel_sweaters Pedro Pescoop

Hand on my girl’s butt during work calls so I can remain calm

...a pylon? PERRY THE PYLON?!

@camel_sweaters Have you been working out? Shadow looks HUGE

My soccer team is tragically bad but at least I get to see my smoking hot girlfriend later. It’s not all bad

@notgaetti @baseball_ref @CodifyBaseball @TheWARmonger_ @theaceofspaeder @JessicaDBrand @MetsMissy @1992Pirates @45PedroMartinez @OleTimeHardball @YankeeLibrarian @hallofgoodpod

Not enough people talk about Jose Guillen • 214 HR, 887 RBI, .761 OPS, 14 seasons • Was a 10-franchise man (5 AL, 5 NL) • Had 20 HR 5x, 90 RBI 3x, 30 2B 3x • Career 21 HR and 87 RBI per 162 • Famously had a cannon arm • Finished 7th in 1997 ROY voting • Hit 3 walk-off HR, all in extra innings • 1.031 OPS in 43 PA vs. Pedro Martinez • In 1998, made perhaps the GOAT throw • .302 BA, 119 XBH, 190 RBI from 2003-04 • .455/.571/.545 (1.117 OPS) in the postseason • 1 of 14 players to bat at least .295 with 80 or more home runs from 2003 to 2005, joining a list that includes some of the greatest hitters to ever play the game

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Bears are God’s team now!!!

@LAYS Can you give it to my friend @herosandwich96 instead? #OnlyLays

reply with #OnlyLays and we’ll give you a 🥔

This is why the Bears took Mitchell Trubisky

2025 NFC North Standings Bears: 1-0 Lions: 1-1 Vikings: 0-2 Packers: 0-2