Johnny Kraus

@Huss_Bus @goodguyclayton @StFratrick14 SAD!

@jkraus75 @goodguyclayton @StFratrick14 We had nothing but time 😕

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@goodguyclayton @Huss_Bus @StFratrick14 Apparently I don’t have enough friends for a full penis

@Huss_Bus @StFratrick14 @jkraus75 I

Photoshop is free, @Panger40

@TheRealTDaviss No Tom, not you too

It’s me, hi. You’re the problem, not me.

@TheRealTDaviss Thank god they lost

I just want the record to show I was a couple days away from tweeting a joke about a new variant in St. Louis named CARDINAL-19… but ya know, it wouldn’t even make sense anymore

@Huss_Bus Preposterous. You would instantly sniff out any item without the bright orange clearance sticker

@jkraus75 But someone could put a bomb in there or even worse, something I don't notice that costs over 10 dollars

@RizzShow I'm on Rizz side about the shopping cart situation. If I had got a cart and left it ALONE WITH NOTHING IN IT AND I'M NOWHERE NEAR IT, I'm 💯 thinking it's getting snagged. It's not like it's uncommon for an unused cart to be out it the open. Old lady is dumb as hell sry

@Huss_Bus Why. None of it belongs to you yet

Am I the only one that gets v anxious when I walk 10 feet from my cart even when it does have things in it?

@Huss_Bus Sad!

@jkraus75 Well of course, then the box started to rip.

Today I witnessed a store full of horrified faces as I successfully grocery shopped at Aldi without using a cart 🤗

@TheRealTDaviss Did you steal this from a Laffy Taffy?

Girl, you must hit the chemistry books as hard as you hit the gym, cuz yo Acetone!

The neighbor’s kid is having a high school party and I’m jealous

@Huss_Bus I’m sorry for your loss

Oof the most cringe thing on Twitter today is the wannabe comedians using the D'elia incident to create "jokes" with abysmal punchlines. 😩

@realDonaldTrump @MayorBowser Draft dodger

.@MayorBowser is grossly incompetent, and in no way qualified to be running an important city like Washington, D.C. If the great men and women of the National Guard didn’t step forward, she would have looked no better than her counterpart Mayor in Minneapolis!

When you think of the song “Come Together” which band do you think of.

Of all the great things Kobe has done I find this the most impressive

Quite possibly the best year-in-review video you will ever see. #stlblues twitter.com/StLouisBlues/s…

@TheRealTDaviss Why is carp in illinois

At this point, you need to play Munoz and Edman before Carp, even when he comes back from IL.

I can’t believe they already have a statue for Binnington downtown. #StanleyCup #STLBlues