Alison Wonderland Cy/Coog💛❤️🤍

Actually, only people with ADHD truly understand what it's like to be AGGRESSIVELY uninterested in something like so uninterested you're angry

I hate, hate, hate being forced to watch a video to learn something when I could read at 10x the speed. Videos are for cattle. "Hey guys, today we'll be talking about X -- X is a fascinating topic, and a lot of you have been requesting I talk about X, so..." - Shut up, Shut up!

When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, it’s a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you don’t care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And let’s hope they always say yes to your bids, too. — Unknown

Good morning!

I hate Michigan

@CharlieDayQuote I will eat your babies, bitch

What Sunny line delivery lives in your head permanently? Not just the quote — the WAY they said it. The tone, the face, the pause. What's the one where you hear it in the character's voice every single time?

Once people realize that the issue with so-called full spectrum LED bulbs is not (just) “blue light suppression of melatonin” it’s the imbalance of short, medium, and long wavelengths, things will start to shift: Sun (daylight), incandescents, fire and ???

@CoyotepsychMia I picked up trash around my neighborhood pond! Get good to do something constructive

I think I will do some watercolor painting tonight. What are you guys up to?

My heart hurts for JJeff 🌪️💔

@ripcity2k Why’d they come out so flat? TN didn’t look stellar, we just had no urgency.

Show some real ducking fight. Shit give me something

@KFitzy87 I was there in the nosebleeds surrounded by Huskies. This feels worse.

This feels like the UConn game in 2014 where Dustin Hogue (Nate Heise) was the only guy who could make a bucket and the Niang (Jefferson) being out with an injury was a huge deal for how the game played out

What the hell is that baby doing up right now

Remind me why I watch sports instead of doing any other constructive thing.

Me training for whatever tf April finna bring

@InternetH0F Felt like I was still saying the words in my head, I just sounded like the podcasts at my preferred 2x speed.

Test if you can read at 900 words per minute with this technique

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist. It’s called “Liked Songs”.

@IowaChill @RAYGUNshirts has a winner for today, and most days.

@Eric_J_Brooks @MissB53 I would eat only brisket for the rest of my life and never tire of it!

@MissB53 Give me a well baked brisket over ribeye steak any day.

Unpopular opinion in carnivore spaces: Ribeyes aren't that big of a deal. I've eaten 8 of them. Cooked different ways. Were they good? Yes. Were they a holy grail, die-on-this-hill, refinance-your-house experience? No. I genuinely do not taste a dramatic difference that justifies $17.99 a pound. I'm sorry. I really don't. Give me a good hamburger patty with butter on top. Give me a chuck roast I've had in the slow cooker all day. Give me a top sirloin with some butter. That is a phenomenal meal and my wallet is intact. The ribeye obsession in carnivore culture is real and I understand it. Lots of fat, great marbling, I get it. But fat adaptation does not require a specific cut of beef. Ground beef has fat. Chuck roast has fat. Add butter and you have more fat. Problem solved. If ribeyes are your thing, keep eating them. I am not here to take your steak. But if you've been avoiding carnivore because you think you have to afford ribeyes to do it right, I am here to tell you that is simply not true. You are not missing the holy grail. You are just missing a different part of the same cow. 🐄

And don't get me started on the total screw job Iowa State got seed-wise. The two best teams in the country in the Elite 8 in a de facto Michigan State home game!

Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago