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@Mathuthu @hbanhire @PoliceZimbabwe If they were opposition ,they’ll be in jail right now,I can tell you that.It’s such behavior that has been eroded public confidence they’re talking about now.

@PoliceZimbabwe 😂 Thank you. That’s what we want to hear that investigations are underway 😂

The Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP) advises the public that it has not issued any statement regarding the alleged assault of Douglas Coltart. The message circulating on social media is therefore false and misleading. The police confirm that a report of the alleged assault has been received and investigations are currently underway. The ZRP remains committed to maintaining law and order and will provide updates through official platforms.

@carlpravin @collenteach @bustoptv @freemanchari @adv_fulcrum @BitiTendai @CdeNMaswerasei @LynneStactia @MJairosi @mawarirej @ibbosnr @BMutebuka @JobSikhala1 @MviringiHosia And Mugabe said ndikoko because he knew it was not going to affect him

@bustoptv @freemanchari 1. Thread🧵. As a nation we need to recognise the brilliance of Douglas Mwonzora & Dr Alex Magaisa in smuggling in Section 328(7) in the 2013 Constitution. "Notwithstanding anything in this constitution, the extension of term shall not benefit the incumbent." It was pure genius.

Watch this powerful clip from the 2013 Constitution-making process ordinary Zimbabweans speaking out on presidential term limits.This very clause sparked intense clashes between ZANU-PF and Movement for Democratic Change during the outreach process and now, it’s back in the spotlight as the government moves to amend it in 2026. watch full documentary : youtube.com/watch?v=IQG2z1…

@freemanchari @Bruce28483422 The same message in other languages

Most of our politicians are lawyers. My hope is that even as Mnangagwa is closing the space for pple to openly debate Amendment 3, they all come out and explain what it means for the people in plain language that we all understand. Knowledge is power especially if it is shared.

@SkyCricket Congratulations Zimbabwe,after this result I guess Australia not feeling too bad.

Zimbabwe march into the Super 8s with a brilliant win over Sri Lanka 🇿🇼👏

@freemanchari Kudos to you and wa Magaisa about this guy.

Hameno

@KingJayZim Anopenga ane waya?

#FFTA – FUNKY FRIDAY TRACK ATTACKS! 🎶 South African band The Hurricanes – a proper golden oldie. They were massive in Zimbabwe back in the day. But when they ventured into Arcadia to perform at Arcadia Hall ,which was strictly Soul, Blues and Jazz territory in the 70s , it didn’t end well. Bottles and other projectiles were hurled at them on stage, forcing the band to abandon the show altogether. Different crowd and and different vibe. #SoulShackRadio

@daddyhope We were subjected to a deep form of colonialism.Despise everything of your own.It’s actually shameful.What’s wrong with a child learning other languages additional to her own.We subjecting our kids to a deep form of identity crisis.

I went to Lifestyle to buy some plants today and I was served by a South African who speaks fluent Shona. She got married to a Zimbabwean in 2010, and it got me wondering that if a South African who lives in South Africa can learn Shona and speak it fluently through marriage, what makes some Zimbabweans born to two Zimbabwean parents fail to speak their mother tongue. Her two children speak fluent Shona as well. I find it embarrassing when some Zimbabwean parents actually think it is a flex that their children do not speak Shona or Ndebele or their respective vernacular languages.

@KingJayZim If u can't find your phone, press 0,it's the one you calling from

Tsitsitsitsitsi, hahahahaha! I love this! 😆😅😆😅😆My ribs are sore! This cracked me up!

@advocatemahere What hot line when every road has been allowed to collapse

🔸Vanenge vachinyepedzera kusanzwa vanhu but trust me, when people speak loud enough, they’re forced to listen. I dare say there should be a better road monitoring system than waiting for citizens to report road defects. Under the Roads Act, the duty to maintain roads lies with the Minister so there should be a system where they inspect roads regularly and ensure they’re in a decent state. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

@CrimeWatchZim @nelsonchamisa Couldn’t even just say sanctions 🤣

WATCH | President @nelsonchamisa posted the clip below on his WhatsApp Channel with the caption, “This is the best!!”

Watching this video my wife asked me if I could lift that tyre.She knew the answer to her question. My response had her in stitches.i said to her if you would be ,yes I will. 😂

@CMukungunugwa @HonSakupwanyaK We used to buy our own food,even a dozen loaves of bread which will couldn’t finish.There shouldn’t be any pride in showing this picture of poverty but shame.

These long queues of Mabvuku residents receiving Christmas goodies from Hon. Pedzisai Scott Sakupwanya @HonSakupwanyaK speak volumes. A leader truly in love with his people showing up, giving back, and standing with the community when it matters most. Leadership is action. To date, we haven’t seen a single Opposition MP matching this level of commitment to the people

@killerzivhu1 It should have been W .Ncube’s face funny he shows up when the party has to split.Causing confusion and then withdraws when the damage is done.Who really is this guy?

The inclusion of Chamisa's face on the ballot paper demonstrates how ZEC and CCC regard him as the leader of the opposition in Zim, It's intriguing that ZEC would feature the same individual they previously refused to recognise as the party leader

@nelsonchamisa A handbook, of the Zimbabwe we want of conversation of all Zimbabweans.The basis of a new culture.

THE TASK AHEAD…Transforming and turning around the Zimbabwean economy will be easier than many believe. It has been done before, and we will do it again. We did it during the Inclusive government period. The real challenge lies in restoring and rebooting our human software—our culture, norms, habits, ethics, Ubuntu, and value systems. I am fully aware that this will require significant heavy lifting. The moral fibre is torn and decimated. These foundations have been ruptured and tattered. We must make a conscious shift back to excellence and best ways of doing things that reflect the enduring values that build strong institutions and resilient systems. We must restore the right frame of mind and heart A regeneration of values, virtues and ethics. This is a call to action for all of us as citizens, to take responsibility for rebuilding what has been eroded. We must lead by example, hold one another to higher standards, and commit, in our daily choices and collective efforts, to restoring integrity, trust, and shared purpose. The work begins now, and it begins with us.

@InternetReels I guess women should not play in mens' sports.

@AdamTheofilatos There’s not enough hype on this qualification.This is World cup.Remember Tunisia 2004 When Warriors qualified for the first Afcon.There should be player profiles,teaching masses about the game.It’s World Cup.

New: DHL Stormers Lock Gary Porter who is eligible for Zimbabwe Sables selection through his mother, has committed to Zimbabwe’s World Cup campaign. Porter, 29 was born in South Africa, but his mother was born in Bulawayo. He is an occasional tight five starter for the Springboks at a massive 2.01m.

@tabanimcgucci Nobody even holds the Government accountable, even to their electoral promises.Fear.Journalists,Judges, Parliament. All interest is on Ministries that bring in cash. Everything else is allowed to rot.Theres need to teach Government as a subject from Primary school.

What Greatman did is the most Zimbabwean thing. We're selfish! ▪️We have water problems, we drill boreholes and laugh at those without water instead of holding gvt to account. ▪️We have power problems, install solar instead of holding holding gvt to account. ▪️Public hospitals decimated, go to private instead. ▪️Public school, go to private ▪️Roads, buy suvs It's each man for himself and Zanu Pf thrives through divide and rule...

@MurapaG @simbatheartisan I have no evidence,but I suspect some instructors,temper with their cars vachida kuramba vachirova vehicle booking fee. It happened to a close relative.The examiner remarked that there was something wrong with the car.After it rolled again after following the procedure.

@goredemact @simbatheartisan That's the assumption I was working on

ndanzwa nekufoira ku VID bro , hillstart hatina zera nayo 💔

@MurapaG @simbatheartisan Is he taking the same car for the test,?

Chimbotora day raunoita zve driving usiri under pressure. Try to listen to the car until you get to a point where you start feeling it. For today just start the car, put it in number one, leave the handbrake on, slowly lift your leg off the clutch. There should be at least 3 distinct sound changes before it eventually switches off. Do it 10 times until you are able to predict those sound changes in your head. After that you will be ready for hill start