GrammaBee
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GrammaBee
@gramma_bee
Confessional Lutheran, educator, thinker, grandma, cat lady, livin' the dream in the Midwest - This is most certainly true.
Katılım Haziran 2020
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@jacke_chris Ironically people in Wisconsin mispronounce the word "milk"
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@gramma_bee There's a point at which you hope you just get put in jail and can sit there for a few years and hope that people land on your properties and have to keep paying you.
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If you could take a picture that’s emblematic of my life right now, it would look something like this.
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Today is my husband’s 60th birthday! Please wish him a happy birthday! I would really appreciate it! Thanks family!
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@OldHollowTree My grands like to apply blue painters tape to paper, paint the whole page, then peel off the tape. They also love taping together scrap cardboard to make “structures.”
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Blue painter’s tape especially I don’t know why they love it so much but man…
Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬@wrowclif
No one prepares you for how much tape your children will go through if you let them.
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@StephanieDenaro @wrowclif The kids love washi tape but I ration it- a little pricey.
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@gramma_bee @wrowclif They make something called washi tape. I'm ordering it for my 6 year old birthday next month.
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No one prepares you for how much tape your children will go through if you let them.
Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬@wrowclif
@auesar To clarify, my children aren't illiterate, they're just more interested in spending my net worth in various forms of tape and string than reading books
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Tomorrow is a big day. I meet with the specialist to discuss my spine and get another MRI done. We will meet with her again to discuss the results. At least there’s no wait in Vietnam. I’ll keep you all posted. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🩷🩷🩷
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There is a small herd of bison near my hometown in MN
US Department of the Interior@Interior
Each spring, playful and energetic bison calves or "red dogs" join the herd. Just minutes old, this newborn with its mom fights against a slight breeze to balance and hold itself up for the first time. Photo by Neal Herbert / NPS
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@OzLutheranChick I’ve found my people here. It’s been diff to do that IRL for numerous reasons. ❤️
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I completely agree. I love my Lutheran and Twitter family.
Dr Strangetweet (ドクター・ストレンジツイート)@lone_rides
So let me explain something to people. @JoanneMason11 and @_wintergirl93 both have shared personal stories on their accounts this week. Some people said “why would you do that?” Some people accused them of seeking attention. “If that happened to me, I wouldn’t be posting about it.” That’s really kind of sad. Twitter is a community. People become friends on here. If you can’t post online asking people to pray for you, I’m sorry. When I had my colon resection, I posted about it and I had people from all over the country praying. When my dad had a heart attack and I asked Twitter to pray, I had people praying for him that I would have never been able to reach in person. I have friends here. I miss people that aren’t on here any longer. If you haven’t experienced that, I feel sorry for you. Maybe stop trying to be edgy and try being yourself. Try making friends. Twitter can be a hell site, but it can also be an awesome place with awesome people. What it is for you is up to you.
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If you were my children, one thing you would excel at is leaving your coats and jackets directly in the path where people walk so they will get frequently stepped on
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@JoanneMason11 My grandkids know who has the stash of kleenex, cough drops, bandaids at church.
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Welp, I just tucked a hankie in the cuff of my sweater in case one of the little ones at church has a runny nose, so it's official, I'm a senior citizen now.
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If you were the twins, you would have this much math left for the year
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@LorentLouise These are important points, far more important than learning to operate with fractions! 😉 are your facial blood vessels dilating?
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Things my 9 yo attempted to talk about while doing his math work on fractions:
- Beezus and Ramona
- facial blood vessels
- the current population of coyotes
- whether Pontius Pilate converted after Jesus's crucifixion
Again, pondering if violent beatings could solve this 🤔
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@OzLutheranChick I see- so just the photos❤️ I’m a bit foggy today.
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My beautiful grandsons at Easter service plus my daughter and family.
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@OldHollowTree We homeschooled in the 90’s; our granddaughter is homeschooled now. There are/were great schools available, but one size does not fit some of our offspring.
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@GrigulisSylvia Hope you have a happy day! This one will be a joyful challenge for me. ✝️
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@gramma_bee Aaak! Those were meant to be SMILES! DELETED! DELETED!
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