Bec

they’re besties, actually

i feel like him so hard right now

New Muppet Show exceeded my expectations, actually!! hell yeah!!!!!

@Quarkitty have fun with your daughter Sarah’s Mom!

Picked up someone very special from the airport, everyone say have fun with your daughter to my mom!

@Quarkitty void creature requests head pats posthaste

What is she asking for? Atonement?

today at work I spoke with a person who signed off emails as being from both themself AND their 8 month old baby

when your marbles go missing

@MBTA weren’t shuttle buses replacing trains to fix this, like, a month ago

Red Line: Delays of about 10 minutes due to a signal problem at Quincy Center.

Tom Lehrer’s dead, we gotta get weirder

Albuquerque Journal, New Mexico, December 21, 1953

Sharpen back up⚠️you've still got it⚠️ SO DIG⚠️

gaze upon my autism shrine

things to do when the world makes you sad: - watch all of Arthur in order -

dude, imagine if I were a bad person? I’d make SO much money

the letter of the day is J, for Just Married

@Quarkitty I am preaching the gospel in every town

@grampusaurus HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD FRAGGLE NEWS

I started talking to a stranger at a show last night by saying “I like your hat, you look like my favorite fraggle” and they said “what the fuck is a fraggle” and I showed them a picture of Boober. they got so genuinely excited that I felt megachurch pastor levels of assuredness

@modernvelvets WOW thank you

recording my efforts to re-enter playing music as exposure therapy and all I’ve got so far is shit like this