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Yung Gramps

@graypepeat

🦾 I AM.... IRON GOLEM! 🌲🌴 big lifts, tall tales, big silly guy. Young grandpa ICE HOTLINE 866-DHS-2-ICE

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Yung Gramps
Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
@scenicresorts Yeah I went from nearly dying on Lucys (never ever mix with hard liquor) to velos
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Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
I decided to stop picking up nicotine pouches over the weekend, and while I don't physically crave them, I've come up with a detailed tally of how many brown people would die if I were to go there rn (right now)
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Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
@bluelivesmtr I'd make the case that everyone in that network deserves to be shot
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Blue Lives Matter@bluelivesmtr·
Reporter: “If everything you say is true, how does being part of that network justify being shot?” Vice President JD Vance: “Well, being part of the network doesn’t justify being shot, but ramming an ICE officer with your car—that justifies being shot. Not a good thing, by the way, but when you force somebody to engage in self-defense, it’s almost a preposterous question.” “You guys are meant to report the truth. How have you let yourself become agents of propaganda, of a radical fringe that’s making it harder for us to enforce our laws?” “You just asked me a question that presumed this woman died while engaging in legitimate protest. She tried to run somebody over with her car, and the guy defended himself.” “Next question!” #thinblueline #lawenforcement
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Michael Orthodox ☦
Michael Orthodox ☦@Michaeldudufudu·
Completely forgotten by the left. Achieved nothing and threw their lives away for nothing.
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i/o@avidseries·
It's almost impossible to view these people as anything other than insecure downwardly-mobile losers afraid of competition from more talented immigrants.
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Zuki
Zuki@zuki_2024·
Reminder this guy was an Aella birthday gangbang reject lmao
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Man of Action@MindsetVet

@beffjezos You have not “built” or “grinded” anything. Your company has not shipped any products and it is built on cooked numbers that fleeced investors Your PhD was paid for by American taxpayers and you had an easy, gracious academic life because of your guaranteed foreign money

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Yung Gramps
Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
@stoolpresidente Dave if you're working against Platner I promise I will be one of your most moderatately tolerant fans
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dank@cptdankkk·
Charlie Sheen says insane amounts of crack influenced his sexual experimentation with men "When people hear sex with men, they immediately think of butt sex. And it wasn't that... It was like that shit you'll experiment with in college" "There are two schools of thought: that the drugs open doors that are already somewhere in the house, or they create them" "It never happened without insane amounts of crack"
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Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
@zuki_2024 he's such a massive tard and at the same time...Byron is awful. The GOP has absolutely forsaken the entire fucking state
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Zuki@zuki_2024·
I’m so glad feds took millions from you.
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Yung Gramps
Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
Maybe this feeds into the whole 'food discourse' but I've always had a weird, latent 'addiction' to various 'herbs and spices' which probably sounds laughably dumb but on the other hand...who knows? I will confess my current 'thing' is for Lawry's Garlic Salt. 20+ years prob
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Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
Like, mine's garlic salt - I'm a complete weirdo for garlic salt. It's not overwhelming, but it's a bit...weird?
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Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
This obviously isn't a flex - it's a legit question. Have you ever just been strung out on like a random kind of 'salt'?
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dank@cptdankkk·
Charlie Sheen reveals the cartel cut him off after he smoked over 4 pounds of cocaine in 3 weeks Charlie: "When the cartel says, 'Hey, your man is dealing. If we're supplying that kind of weight, your guy is a dealer and that's just the way it is'" "It looked like that to them, but he had to explain who their customer was and that it just wasn't something this guy would ever do" Graham: "And that was on the heels of smoking almost four and a half pounds of cocaine over three weeks" Charlie: "No, it wasn't snorting. It was smoking"
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FischerKing
FischerKing@FischerKing64·
I keep seeing posts of President Nixon eating cottage cheese and pineapple for lunch - with a glass of milk. My grandfather ate a grapefruit for breakfast, then a tomato/lettuce sandwich for lunch. Our ancestors were thin because they didn’t eat much! We can do it too….
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Yung Gramps@graypepeat·
@RamboVanHalen @FischerKing64 getting 'cracked out' on a seasoning - there's probably a story to it. In my day (no lie) I've been a 'Lawyre's guy', a 'Yorcestershire(?)' guy, and as of a long time a 'Lawry's garlic salt' goon. Precursors??
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Rambo Van Halen@RamboVanHalen·
@FischerKing64 I read he put Lowry's seasoning on his cottage cheese. So I tried it. It was disgusting🤷‍♂️
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FischerKing@FischerKing64·
So the latest Rogan/Andreessen interview starts off with a bang. They discover ‘teenagers,’ who went on a crime spree in Austin after the city turned off the surveillance cameras ‘for political reasons.’ Think how crazy that is - the govt deliberately facilitated crime.
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Swizec Teller
Swizec Teller@Swizec·
If I had to go home to convert my O-1 genius visa into a greencard, it would completely derail my career. Not even worth applying at that point. The process for a greencard is 1 to 2 years. The O-1 lasts 2 to 3 years. Just say you don’t want high skill immigration
Homeland Security@DHSgov

An alien who is in the U.S. temporarily and wants a Green Card must return to their home country to apply. This policy allows our immigration system to function as the law intended instead of incentivizing loopholes. The era of abusing our nation’s immigration system is over.

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