Yung Gramps

@boardroom @StateFarm Lot of words to not say 'gambling'

Cathy Engelbert on the undeniable growth of the WNBA🗣️ The commissioner said 63M+ unique viewers have already tuned in to WNBA games this season. Only up from here. Presented by @statefarm

@EndWokeness Self deported or relocated to Florida

80% of the Haitian illegals in Springfield, OH have self-deported Is this what you voted for?!?!

@CarolineWren Nice of you all to make room by freeing people the other rapists/pedos x.com/i/status/20787…

We sent 15 U.S. Marshalls to arrest the Tate brothers on behalf of the UK government and still not one person responsible for the Russigate hoax or the stolen election has been arrested? Cool. 🙄

I ❤️ poopie Shit stain

I honked

@6Voodoo If you skip every other song on Independent Worm Saloon it's the best album they ever did

I can’t decide if “Pepper” by the Butthole Surfers was the nadir of American civilization or the beginning of the end but I’m going to have a whiskey and ponder it

POV: you're watching this nigga speak in a global language

@JoshDaws He's on a boat with his very Jewish girlfriend who's tending his wounds while he tries to come up with new jokes

Oh man. Didn't see that coming. What happens next? What wild ideas do you have? The weirdest one gets generated.

I'm at the White people movie theater to see Young Washington and the place is packed. I asked the ticket girl what the popular movie is and she said everyone is here to see the Odyssey movie...

@davenewworld_2 300 too many

This guy is running for Wyoming's only seat in the US House and he's a real-life cartoon. One of his main priorities is to "ban sharia law." For context, there are less than 300 Muslims in the entire state of Wyoming.

@justalexoki Weinstein, newsoms wife

if you could assume any body to sleep with anybody, who would you be and who would you do

@____katieee He killed someone's grandmother trying to rape her. The least they could do is kill him

death penalty cases are bifurcated. as you can read in the tweet, she got him a life sentence instead of death. those are the options. dying in prison isn’t enough for you? he has to be executed?

@DavidVance why don't you just shut the fuck up and fucking move there then

If it’s JD Vance or Israel, I’ll stick with Israel 🇮🇱

@balajis but no toilets or landfills, that's what rivers and streets are for

India is building startup cities.

@BockBockBucock clutch them pearls nigga

The degree to which purple-haired nose-ring progressive liberal sycophants and White Supremacist far-right Klan bros agree with each other about the South is TROUBLING. Both groups desperately imagine the South to be on the verge of a return to a race-centric ethno-state, unapologetic in their Aryan ancestry, striking down the attempts of the piteous mongrel races to penetrate their dominance. The only difference is that one group embraces this vision, while the other seeks to destroy it. This vision of the South is absolutely incorrect, and should be resisted by the Southerners who are living a much different, much more normalized life here. Both of these groups are micro-populations in the South, and don't wield any real cultural or political power, but both have a robust online presence, creating the impression that their respective viewpoints are more widely held than is true. Here's what I came here to say: The South should be neither the "White Homeland" envisioned by the far-right ethno-nationalists, nor a continued proving ground for progressive leftist policies that have to be enforced at the point of a gun. The only good integration is a voluntary integration. Merit alone should determine success. Every man should be free to succeed or fail regardless of race. Cultural symbols are sacrosanct. Stop blowing up my comments telling me I'm racist, and the South is racist and Confederate symbols are racist. Just consider your virtue pre-signalled and move on. Stop trying to convince me that non-white races and the liberals that work on their behalf are the source of all the problems. There is no realistic future racially pure enough for you and I'm tired of hearing about it. Even the purple-hairs don't virtue-wank as hard as yall. I WANT this to be my last word on it, so I can get back to posting fun Confederate flag pics from yesteryear, and engaging in my main mission of returning Southern iconography to public spaces. It only gets racial because y'all make EVERYTHING racial when it doesn't have to be.

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@LMFHistorian That's awesome

There used to be a regular that looked like Charlie Sheen, so they started called him that. I guess he died, then a gay guy started coming in that looked like him, so they called him Gay Charlie Sheen. OG Charlie Sheen's adult son is in here & he's horrified to know this.

@BigGulpAmerikan This is a high demand job in 2026

I assume the guy recording is a “penis auditor” and ensures people appearing as women don’t actually have penises ?

@Mericamemed I *think* there are specific regs about putting the brown and yellow bands on it despite it being inert, as it gives people the wrong idea. But I'm not a fed or a narc so idc

God forbid a man has a hobby