Greg Allen

Help please RT! Neighbour’s XC90 T8 stolen by keyless entry relay from St Albans at 3.10am this morning. Gang wearing balaclavas took 6 x mins to steal the car. All caught on CCTV Car seen on ANPR cameras in South London at 4.30am. Police aware. Please share.

@BluMarTen Until wardown III lands can listen to this for a nostalgia hit blumarten.bandcamp.com/album/the-six-…

@javilopen How do you think the theculture.fandom.com/wiki/Hegemonis… evolved?

Explanation. It's a case of "overfitting" in their model. Too much "Freepik" images containing the logo 😅 x.com/javilopen/stat…

Generated by Midjourney but "Denignted by 🤖 fresck" 🤣 "Publicly available data". Troy is going to burn 🔥

@matthewvenn 4013B Dual D-type flip flop

This Valentines day - what chip did you first fall in love with?

@danbarker Genius PR campaign to bury the Tamworth election results

Sep 2023: The Metro runs a story about a couple from Tamworth whose cat has left postmen threatening to stop delivering to them. Oct 2023: The Mirror runs a story about a familiar looking couple from Tamworth running up an £11k gas bill. I wonder if the events are related...

@IanDunt Needs extra budget for a bigger swingometer

There's really no way of looking at this that can make it make sense. What the fuck is he doing.

Usefulness of reading replies on this website is down 150% in the last year.

@ATRightMovies Trainspotting

What is your favourite foreign language film?

@JohnCleese Shawn Shaun chauffeurs are the best

I'm on tour in Oz One of the drivers, as bald as a billiard ball, introduced himself to me, saying " I'm Shaun " What did I reply ?

@chy_causer @pobox same here

@nntaleb but wearing parachutes is highly correlated with falling out of planes. I don't want to fall out of a plane!

2) The Cochrane report ignored the below. They also included in the "meta-analysis" the shoddy Danish mask study that ignored that masks confer bidirectional protection, plus other similar flaws. So far we have no RCT that parachutes help. Would you fly without one?

The pbm w/the #Cochrane report is not w/masks. It is w/Randomized Controlled Experiment. They did not grasp that if you can't squeeze some measures into the Procrustean bed of RCT, you CHANGE the method. They can't get absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. #idiots 1/n

@Frances_Coppola Would love to see this modelled similar to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MONIAC Suspect this can best be modelled by a tap at the top turned on full blast

If MakerDAO was a bank, this transaction would be illegal. And with good reason, since as we saw with TerraLuna, transactions like these can result in disastrous collapses and heavy losses. When will crypto lenders be regulated like banks?

@felixsalmon it's still there. If you've already "seen" the notifications and you get a blank screen, then drag it up to see "old" notifications

I just upgraded to iOS 16, and it seems to have lost the functionality where you swipe down on an unlocked screen to see your lock-screen push notifications. Is there some way of getting that back?

@escottkey1 @ncweaver @philbak1 @Bitfinexed If you had some tainted coins you could send some to their address, which would be inconvenient for them

@ncweaver @philbak1 @Bitfinexed If you were to play devil's advocate, what possible reason could they have?

GRAYSCALE REFUSES TO PROVIDE PROOF OF GBTC RESERVES. Grayscale can't provide the proof, because showing Bitcoins on a Bitcoin address to prove the reserves are there... compromises their security... or something. There's a reason GBTC bitcoins are what, 40-50% cheaper than BTC?

Everyone deserves a seventh chance

Looking forward to the BBC Prime Minister of the Year show in December

I'm betting on the lettuce

Enjoying these "The Thick Of It" re-runs on the BBC Parliament channel

@izakaminska Could we just burn Coldplay CDs?

My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme III, I have just time travelled from the future and taken over this twitter account to warn civilisation this one event is considered the peak of Western civilisation by my timeline.