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Maybe I have to go through one more catastrophically large life crisis to like reset my brain

@CashApp hey, your terms for the bitcoin bonus are different from what the chat agent is telling me. Can you clarify? Also, whoever does your proofreading missed that it’s 2026.

@cachedeposits Absolutely no less than 33

asked my cousin to pick up samosas for a dinner i’m hosting. he asked how many people. i said 11. he brought 11 samosas.

@tacobell there was an issue with my order but the app isn’t letting me submit the problem?

@UrbanOutfitters I’ve placed a couple orders this year and both times they were cancelled?? Why??

@trimethelp any ideas on how I can get help?

@Mintmobile @MintMobileCares hey is your app gonna work again soon orrrr

@Adobe @creativecloud Yall wanna explain?

@Coolerpine1 Goddamn

Happy bath season! 🛁

Idk anymore. That’s the tweet.

Fuck tomorrow

My brain: remember when you were happy? Also my brain: never again hahahahah

Therapy went well. Turns out that I am, in fact, still sad.

Okay wtf Georgia and Wyoming

Oregon minimum wage is $14.20 that is fucking insane

Just remembering the time my apartment complex sent out an all tenant email asking if any faucets were dripping because more water was used than normal but it was just me taking like … so many baths

do you know how big of a step forward this is. it means we’re being listened to. keep talking about palestine. DON’T STOP!

@ShitpostGate Where are the community notes for this

Hannah Montana; Life’s what you make it so let’s make it rock! Me rocking: