tracey littleBRIE 💙

Bruce’s eyeliner is *chef’s kiss*. #UniversityChallenge

@pr0ud_americans Bet not one of them read the instruction book when they bought it. 🙄🤣

𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧...🤦‍♂️😂🤣

@AvatarDomy " You come in here, givin' it all *that*. "

Caption this incredible photo! Credit: Beverly Baker

@EddieRobson @quantick Not enough time to set the DJ up inside.

@StellaMcCartney £850. 🤣

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@NormanBrennan @metpoliceuk @BTP

BREAKING NEWS; KNIFE MADNESS on a TRAIN; A man has been seriously Injured when Stabbed on a Train today just before 4pm at Beckenham Junction in broad daylight in front of passengers; currently no arrests KNIFE MADNESS ON OUR STREETS TRAINS & BUSES👇🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@marksandspencer hi there. Trying to place an order. What’s up with your website?

This keeps making me laugh

Found another one!

@PickliciousF I am Dolly and look at my dainties.

I’ve often been told I should be a paw model because of my dainty elegant feeties.

@LarryLongs76280 @Se_Railway @BTP

@Se_Railway You are a disgrace! Hayes office said to go to Elmer’s end. Cost me £14 and no trains at Elmer’s end. Now I’m on my way back to hayes to punch her in the face

⚠️ NEW: A vehicle has collided with a railway bridge near #EdenPark, so services on the Hayes Line are being disrupted. 👷 Engineers are en route to the bridge in order to assess it for potential damage, so trains will be delayed or amended at short notice. Updates to follow

@CooperativeBank Okay thanks for letting me know. Just wanted to check. Hope things get sorted quickly.

@grellifer We are currently looking into this, we're really sorry for the inconvenience caused. In the meantime, we can help with your account on 03457 212 212, 8am to 6pm Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm Saturday and Sunday. - Chris

@CooperativeBank hi. What’s up with your app and online banking? Can’t access my account.

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

@KyranBracken Yes. Male teams woefully under supported for years.

Maybe also spend some time with the mens? 🤔

@FaildVideo @MicroscopePicsx @TadHarsh

This is crazy 😂

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Amol’s chair and desk are oddly proportioned and make him look teeny tiny. #UniversityChallenge

@TadHarsh @dannykellywords @MJowen174 😁

The bemused indignity. All cats are the same.