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@DFWAirport Shouldn’t the Skylink announcements also reference the DART Silver Line? Confused travelers might think “Rail to Dallas” includes the Silver Line when they should go to the Texrail stop.

@stacycay @GrindeOptions I’ll have what he’s having

@GrindeOptions How?

Iran will lose war, U.S. will declare victory. Oil will drop to around $60/barrel. The Dow will surpass 50,000. The S&P 500 will surpass 7,500. Interest rates will be cut 3-4 times. The 10 year interest rate will fall. Unemployment will drop below 4%. Republicans will win mid terms.

@adam_nimoy @Cargas7 🖖 Adam, may his memory continue to be a mitzvah for us all.

To commemorate my father’s 95th birthday, I want to remind Spock fans that dad’s parents were Ukrainian immigrants which shaped my father in many ways. Four years of Putin’s war has brought death and destruction to our people, our homeland. LLAP. #standwithukraine #ukraine

@iah @houstontranstar I rebooked my flight out of another airport in the region. Driving there will take less time than waiting at IAH TSA.

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When I barely have any content to give because I'm working on my debt but people love me anyway

@AmericanAir I solved the problem by rebooking out of CLL. I’d rather spend an hour in my car than 4 at TSA.

@gridlockjoe When traveling from this station, you can have luggage checked in for flights during regular ticket counter hours. The ticket counter at this station opens between the hours of 3:00a and 8:00p.

@AmericanAir Is there a policy in place if I miss my flight due to the cluster**** that is currently TSA at IAH? I’m flying out Friday and want to plan in advance if I have to arrive 4 hours early (current wait time) or earlier.

@AmericanAir Thank you! (I can at least make up for the early start by napping at my connection at DFW.)

@AmericanAir I am aware of the advice. I’m already looking at getting to IAH at 0330 - can I even check my bag at that early hour?

@gridlockjoe Travelers are advised to arrive earlier than usual to cater for the longer screening times at TSA. You can also keep a close eye on the IAH airport's website for updated details on checkpoints and wait times.

@mattlanza @FegesBBQ For a while on News 92.9 (when it was a thing) the weather guy was signing off as “staff meat-eater-ologist”.

Day job: Meteorologist Yesterday: Meteor-ologist Friday night @FegesBBQ: Meatier-ologist

@Dirtycups1111 @WilliamShatner @RobertPicardo Every Starfleet captain relies on his navigator

@WilliamShatner @RobertPicardo Captain Kirk taking orders from a GPS voice is not something I was prepared for today.

I turned on my Waze App and was offered a Doctor from the new ST Academy Show voice. I was told it is @RobertPicardo. So I tried it out. It kept calling me a cadet and just to do what he said. 🙄 I thought I was the only person that gets annoyed with giving directions. 😑

@TheHappySlut1 SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! At the Atco Dragway, Atco, New Jersey! The funny car duel of the century!

A fun Gen-X trait is that anytime someone tells you about an event on a Sunday, your brain goes “Sunday Sunday Sunday! Be there! and you wonder if Grave Digger will be making an appearance.

@Acyn He should have said “fetish” instead of “obsession”.

Mace: I hope you learned some lessons from your last hearing. Walz: I did—that if I didn’t speak up, two of my people would be dead. Mace: Ok, what is a woman? Walz: I’m the governor of Minnesota, I’m not here to be the prop for your obsession.

@Harpers_Studio Sorry you’re having a rough day. Wish I could be there but I’m at trivia

Having a rough day gang, so if you'd be around for some more RE9 in a little bit, I'd appreciate the company. Please be on the lookout! twitch.tv/harpers_studio

@Harpers_Studio Congratulations?

Hey so, I went to the referred specialist and guess what, no torn ligaments, but a gnarly sprained ankle and a BROKEN FIBULA. MY SOLID BONE STREAK IS OVER!

@Harpers_Studio Oh no! Sending healing thoughts

Hey gang, Yesterday at work, I fell and twisted my ankle as well as tore some ligaments in my knee. I’ll have a more clear view of what exact damage there is after going to the orthopedic doctor this week. Safe to say, for the sake of my health and bed rest, no stream today.

@HRBlockAnswers Hi, when will 1099 imports be ready? The screen still says it’ll be available in January. Deluxe+Efile, Windows

@Berrymuttbb Happy Balloon Day!

BALLOONS!! Balloon day...

@sciencegirl @AmyBishopInTune I see a hippo.

Do you see a CAT or a MOUSE

@Ash_Lee_IRL Trans women are not men they are women and they have a right to be treated as such

Transphobia check. Let your phone complete the sentence “Trans women are… “