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@NPR Tucker been hopelessly lost ever since Jon Stewart ate his soul on live television

@TheRealDaveChim @nlyonne @enews Just wait til you see the President and his friends on the Epstein list. 0 accountability.

@nlyonne @enews Blaming ice for you taking a sedative and not being coherent? You Hollywood people take no accountability

Thanks for the great reporting, @enews. Indeed, I took a Lunesta once seated, to ensure some shut eye on the Delta One red eye flight to NYC. Boarded seamlessly with just a backpack and sneakers, eager for a nap. Plan was to be bushy tailed & beauty rested, as I was meant to head straight to glam for a slot with our beloved @DrewBarrymore, upon landing. Was looking forward to seeing Drew & an in depth convo, but I guess ICE had other plans & I was detained instead. Sign of the times, I guess. Thanks for all the love and support. Never had a problem with @Delta or @TSA before. Heart is with our unpaid @TSA workers. 💗💗 Apologies to any travelers who were delayed.

@WSJ Same happening with U.S. political chimps

A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa. The dispute erupted in what was once a cohesive group of about 200 chimps whose ties stretched back two decades. It took just 3 years for them to turn on each other. on.wsj.com/4czyLI3

@Acyn Epstein either sold, I mean “introduced” Mel to Don OR overlapping social circles. Like Tylenol causing Autism…Believe whatever you want, it’s a Free country. At least it used to be.

Melania Trump: The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I've never been friends with Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.

@NickRussoMma @FurkanGozukara @grok *You’re, you fucking moron.

@FurkanGozukara @grok Lmao your such an idiot. You know he doesnt actually sit there at a computer and type this right? 🫵🤣 what a retard 🤣 Its literally a staffer you moron 🙄

Hey @grok what education level writing is this

@Polymarket LoOkS pReTtY fLaT tO mE 🫩

BREAKING: Artemis II crew becomes the first humans to see a full crescent Earth since 1972.

@Atlas84io @MarcoFoster_ @KyleKulinski Yes, it was. Obviously. Fuck the what-a-about-ism. Yes, it was.

@MarcoFoster_ @KyleKulinski Was it terrorism when Obama droned an American citizen?

Kyle Kulinski: “We’re the terrorists. Benjamin Netanyahu is a terrorist. Donald J. Trump is a terrorist. When we double tapped an elementary school full of 7 to 12-year-old girls, that was terrorism. We’re the terrorists. I don’t give a fuck that you have a finely pressed uniform. That is terrorism. That is ISIS shit. That is Al-Qaeda shit”

2+ minutes late ✅ I/Me/My/I ✅ We won ✅ Like Nobody’s Ever Seen before ✅ Everybody is talking about it ✅ Hussein Obama ✅ Gas price? Not my fault ✅ Biden’s Fault ✅ Not my fault ✅ Stock Market ✅ Drill Baby Drill ✅ Buy our oil ✅ I did it ✅ #MAGA lol idiots 😂

@politvidchannel Yes, we know.

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham is accused of hiring gay sex workers

@FoxNews GOP Boomers personified, reckless abandon for any generation after them.

CLOSE CALL: A skier 'miraculously' avoids colliding with a child while performing a jump stunt on a trail in Durango, Colorado.

@TCapsulae @Mollyploofkins From the looks of it, no work being done. Useless bags of shit.

@Mollyploofkins fuck you for being a dumb bitch who yells vulgarity at strangers doing their job

Greeting ICE agents hanging out at the airport

@barroyo2374 @TheMaineWonk Ted Cruz would take it on vacation or whut?

@TheMaineWonk If Trump wasn’t elected, we wouldn’t have a country right now. Just about everything you posted was worse under Biden

Are you enjoying the golden age, MAGA? - New Regime Change War - Rising Gas Prices - TSA shutdown - Record Insurance Premiums - Frozen Job Market - Brazen Corruption - 4.2% Forecasted Inflation - Market Correction - Sinking BTC - Rising Mortgage Rates - Housing Crisis

@TexgalRN @reallouiehuey @JayMaga47 GOP isn’t protecting life of Epstein victims, and that’s just the top line item. Get a fucking clue, retard.

@reallouiehuey @JayMaga47 This is why

Trump fucking sucks man. How the hell did we vote for this retard?

@reallouiehuey Retards are allowed to vote, sadly. 🗳️

@_10delta_ 😂 Post-hoc narratives aren’t strategy—it’s MAGA astrology.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ♌️♐️ Mistaking correlated chaos for coordinated genius. Assad fell to rebels, Nordstream’s saboteur remains unknown, etc. This is Israel First (not America First). You’re gonna lose mid-terms. Bye.

3 weeks ago I argued the US goal in Iran is to seize the global oil spigot. Venezuela in January -> Iran in February. Neutralize every supply channel outside the dollar system within 90 days. Achieve a compliant successor government and complete energy dominance. The oil thesis was the obvious layer. However, when you zoom out & view the last four years as a single sequence rather than isolated geopolitical events, the architecture of the grander US plan becomes visible. 1st was Europe, which laid the groundwork. The Ukraine conflict provided the justification for sanctions that collapsed Russian pipeline gas from 150 billion cubic meters to 40. Then Nordstream was destroyed, which rewired the entire European energy system permanently. The US went from supplying 28% of Europe's LNG in 2021 to 58% by 2025, exporting a record 111 million MTs, the 1st country in history to break 100 MT. Europe was transformed from a customer with options into a captive market now purchasing its survival in USD. 2nd was Syria. The fall of Assad severed the critical node connecting China's Belt & Road Initiative to the Mediterranean. The trilateral railway linking Iran, Iraq & Syria, designed to bypass Western maritime chokepoints, was completely destroyed. This isolated Iran geographically & cleared the path for what came next. 3rd was Venezuela. In January the US effectively took control of the world's largest heavy crude reserves. The US Gulf Coast has the most advanced refining complex on earth, specifically built for heavy sour crude. Phillips 66, Valero & the rest are now positioned to process hundreds of thousands of barrels of Venezuelan crude daily. The US captured a massive strategic reserve & solidified its position as the dominant exporter of refined petroleum products, an industry worth $110 billion in 2025 alone. Venezuela & Iran were the two major oil supply channels that existed outside the dollar system. Both produce heavy crude sold primarily to China & evaded US financial supervision. Both now being neutralized within 90 days, which leads us to.. 4th is Iran & the Middle East energy shock. Israel struck Iran's South Pars gas field, the world's largest natural gas reservoir. Iran retaliated against Qatar's Ras Laffan, the single largest LNG facility on earth, responsible for a fifth of global supply. QatarEnergy's own assessment is that 17% of export capacity is gone and recovery will take up to 5 years. The Strait of Hormuz is closed. European gas prices spiked 70%. Asian spot prices doubled. The only remaining scaled supplier? The United States. If Iran falls & a successor government is installed that the US controls or influences (the Delcy model described weeks ago) then roughly 40 to 45 million barrels per day of global production out of 103 million is effectively under US control. OPEC becomes irrelevant because the US coalition is now the marginal producer. Now add the gas dimension & it goes beyond oil. This war is solidifying the petrodollar system as it evolves into a hybrid petro/LNG-dollar. The old system was built on Saudi crude priced in USD. The new system is built on American crude plus American gas from the Gulf Coast, with no alternative supplier of comparable scale. The dependency is deeper because LNG infrastructure requires long term contracts & regasification terminals that lock buyers into supply relationships for decades. Europe & the Pacific allies (Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, etc.) cannot pivot away as there is nowhere left to pivot to. They're now locked into the US energy system. The market confirms this. DXY went from 96 to 101. Gold down ~20% from its January all time high. Bitcoin down 20% on the year. Brent above $100. European & Asian institutions are liquidating precious metals and crypto to buy dollars because they need dollars to buy the only remaining scaled energy supply. The world is selling its gold to buy American energy in American currency. The dollar is now being weaponized through energy dependency. The structural repricing is happening regardless of how the conflict resolves. But the US grand strategy goes deeper.. Artificial intelligence is a physical industry. It runs on power and chips. Data centers require massive uninterrupted baseload electricity, primarily provided by natural gas. Semiconductor fabrication requires helium & rare earths. By choking the Strait of Hormuz & crippling Middle Eastern LNG & helium production, the US is systematically degrading China's ability to power its data centers & fabricate semiconductors at scale. The US is energy self sufficient, especially with newly captured Venezuelan reserves & expanding Gulf Coast capacity running on domestic gas. On the other hand, China is import dependent & every joule it imports effectively now transits chokepoints the US Navy controls.. Iran was the Belt & Road's overland energy bypass, the corridor that allowed China to mitigate the Malacca Trap. With Iran neutralized that corridor is severed. China faces a world where its compute infrastructure competes for scraps on a depleted global LNG market, while American data centers run at full capacity on domestic energy. Russia is next in the sequence. A post-war Iran reopening under US influence competes directly with Russia for the same refineries in China & India at lower cost. Iran's production costs are lower. Russia loses its last structural advantage in heavy crude & its economic lifeline. Additionally, under the Iran war cover, Ukraine has been opportunistically destroying Russian energy infrastructure & all signs point towards Russia being at the end of the line. The message from Washington becomes very simple: we dismantled two regimes in three months, your economy is about to get crushed, sign the Ukraine deal. Then Trump sits down with Xi holding every card. Complete energy dominance. The hybrid petro/LNG-dollar fortified, Iran cleared, Russia cornered, & China facing the Malacca Trap fully closed with no remaining energy bypass. Israel & the GCC are absorbing the kinetic cost of a conflict whose primary beneficiary, counter to the mainstream narrative, is actually America (First). Qatar offline for 5 years reprices the entire global gas market in favor of US exporters for the remainder of the decade. The Gulf states face years of rebuilding. Europe faces its 2nd energy crisis in four years. Sure, the average American might face temporary moderate inflation & higher gas prices. But if you are the architect of the US empire & you view the rise of China & Chinese ASI as an existential winner takes all scenario, the collateral damage is acceptable cost. Whoever controls the energy corridors controls the monetary system. Whoever controls the monetary system & the energy supply simultaneously controls the compute infrastructure that determines which civilization builds ASI first. The US is seizing all 3.

@footyandhodl @EndTribalism Pedophiles using a war to distract you. No party is perfect, but THIS is just unacceptable. Grow a spine, pussy.

@EndTribalism Bunch of pussies. No party is going to be perfect but you damn well don’t want to Dem’s in control again

Shawn Ryan just told Joe Kent he’s out on voting Republican at midterms. Joe Kent: “For the midterms, you're going to need a lot of hardcore MAGA people to come out and knock on doors.” Shawn Ryan: “Don't come banging on my door.” “I don't want to hear more of those lies.” Joe Kent: “I hear that from a lot of people.” @joekent16jan19 @ShawnRyan762

@FirstSquawk Translation: I’m losing BIGLY and need to rewrite the rules.

TRUMP SAYS I’VE SEEN ENOUGH: THE SENATE IS BROKEN, AND IT’S TIME TO CHANGE THE RULES

@Sleeping_Man79 @StealthQE4 Thanks for admitting it — voter disenfranchisement. Your premise is false though, that’s separate issue. See, just because non-whites don’t vote for the GOP doesn’t make them “illegal” or “fraud”. If they voted Republican you’d be ok with it. Funny. 🤔 Real ID already exists.

@Grinch @StealthQE4 Same can be said for democrats. If they lose the illegal and fraud vote, they cease to exist. Also, a passport is not required. A birth certificate or marriage license or several other options.

So the TSA and SAVE ACT as I see it. I’ve talked to people on both sides: Here’s the issue. It comes down to voter ID. Trump wants a passport as proof of citizenship for an ID. Driver’s license not acceptable. Dems want drivers license for proof. This is the standoff

@EvanAKilgore @JDVance Cult of MAGA will vote for a couch fucker rather than acknowledge reality.

BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance's odds of winning the 2028 Presidential Election have PLUMMETED to only 18% on Polymarket. Be honest... Would you vote for @JDVance in 2028? Yes or no??

@RepTeresaLF @MorePerfectUS Can’t wait for MAGA to cry about how this is all Biden’s fault 🫠

BREAKING: Every package that arrives at your front door will soon have an 8% Trump War Tax.