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@NPR Tucker been hopelessly lost ever since Jon Stewart ate his soul on live television

@NewsWire_US Great, now prosecute that rapist

PALM BEACH, Fla. — Democrats flip Florida House District in special election, a deep-red seat that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago.

@patriottakes @MeidasTouch I’ll come collect this receipt 🧾 when the news eventually breaks: He beats or murders at least her and the whole family or unalives himself. Total pathetic loser.

Markwayne Mullin told a church that before he was dating his wife he physically threatened her boyfriends and refused to leave when she asked him to.

@basso_tom @danielsgoldman “Just a guy doing his job.” - Tom Basso

@danielsgoldman Just doing their job. How about doing yours?

ICE is not at airports to help TSA and reduce lines. They are there (without identification) trying to arrest people, exactly as I predicted. ICE must be abolished.

@Greg_Allen_X @GinaHinojosaTX @GavinNewsom Cry harder, chimp

@GinaHinojosaTX 4th generation Texan here. No one moved to this state because of anything you accomplished. And if being governor controls gas prices then how do you think your buddy @GavinNewsom policies are doing? Better or worse than that price?

Checking in on this...

@basso_tom @ItsMrsRabbitToU Think you misunderstand the energy requirements of a “data center” in 2026, versus your Hewlett Packard PC running Win95 on a warm day in AZ.

When I moved my money management business here in 1995, I did a study of a lot of warmer cities with decent airports for my business travel and a lack of natural disasters I would have to contend with. As a money manager I had a fiduciary responsibility to stay on the job if the markets were open. Phoenix has little in the way of natural disaster risk, which is why we have some backup data centers here in town. We have air conditioners to handle the heat.

Whoever decided that Arizona was the best place for data centers must be absolutely braindead. Up to 120° for over half of the year. Genius. 🙄

@Timcast YOU caused this, dipshit. Great job!

This is fucking embarrassing Holy shit

@LeadingReport HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…… Release the Epstein Files. But first… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BREAKING: Trump administration turns to migrant workers to address farm labor shortage, per NYT.

@Ben_Sapo123 @thocpodcast Translation: “Makeup is gay unless fascists wear it then it just makes me cum.”

@thocpodcast One is self tanner bud. Also big difference to use makeup for a tv appearance versus use for a normal day

"Boys don't wear makeup"

@RepLuna @GovRonDeSantis Hey @GovRonDeSantis, I found one. Better watch out @POTUS. Kidding, the Guardians of Pedophiles (GOP) would never arrest a top-tier pedophile. We all saw the Epstein List.

Attention pedophiles: Now, according to our new state law in Florida, if you rape a child you will be put to death. Keep your hands off our children. Thank you to the Florida legislature and @GovRonDeSantis for getting this done.

@BrennanB44326 @FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC You stand no chance, and argue in bad faith with a side of ignorance. I listen to idiots just like you on Fox news all day. Run along. Your party is fixin’ to lose congressional majority because the Guardians of Pedophiles can’t govern. Good lickin’ those Nazi boots. 👅

@Grinch @FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC Common response to pivot the argument when one side has nothing. All cut from the same cloth and programmed to parrot the same responses mindlessly

TSA lines this morning in Austin Texas 😳

@BrennanB44326 @FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC Hurry up Bren, Jake Lang needs your help next. Don’t let the liberals win! Run along now.

@BrennanB44326 @FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC Aww, Nice try again, bootlicking for pedophiles is so fitting on you, Bren. Hey are you typing this from your golden trump phone?

@BrennanB44326 @FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC Aww so close, Bren. B- But cherry-picking the timeline of the shutdown, the reason for the shutdown, and then conveniently forgetting which branch leads the country are just three major holes I’ll poke in your Swiss cheese response. You are welcome to retry.

@Grinch @FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC Every single Republican voted to keep it open and funded. Even some democrats joined them, but unfortunately the majority of them don’t give a fuck about you and would rather people not get paychecks to score political points.

@xtazrev @FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC If Mamdani ever wears a tan suit, I swear, Fox News will claim the apocalypse is underway.

@Grinch @FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC They’re still blaming Obama for stuff that’s happening now 😭😭

@FunkyBeaches @DallasTexasTV @DNC Didn’t happen under Biden. Go lick some pedophile boots and try again retard.

@DallasTexasTV Thank the socialist democrats @DNC for long lines … Equality = everyone gets nothing and is miserable

@LakersLead Not if he took a helicopter to the game

Kobe would’ve scored 150 in today’s nba

@PeterLBrandt Enjoy protecting pedophiles, weirdo

@CurtisSliwa What in the world are you whining about now, crybaby! Eat a Cannoli and relax.

The endless trip to the Irish Riviera, the Rockaways, courtesy of the MTA… also known as the Money Taking Agency. What should have been a 1½ hour ride turned into a 3 hour journey. People deserve fast trains if they’re going to raise costs. Left West 72nd Street at 8:30 AM on the 2 train south with no problem. Transferred at Fulton Street to the A train to Far Rockaway. That’s where things fell apart. The A train had become a rolling hotel for homeless men. In two cars the smell was so overpowering passengers had to move just to breathe. Then every A train stopped at Euclid Avenue. We were forced off and onto a shuttle bus to Howard Beach, crawling through side streets. To keep spirits up I entertained the passengers by singing “The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round.” At Howard Beach we boarded another A train to Far Rockaway. Then had to get off again at Broad Channel to take the shuttle train to Beach 116th Street for the St. Patrick’s Day Parade. What should have been a simple ride became a three hour odyssey. The trains were dirty. 
The buses were dirty. 
The service was delayed. The best part of taking the subway is seeing all of you! And yet the MTA keeps raising fares. No wonder people say the MTA stands for the Money Taking Agency. Stop corruption and costs will go down.

@RepTonyGonzales You are a pedophile protector and a coward.

@StealthQE4 But Biden was old with a stutter, right? But Hillary’s emails, right? We had a chance to do the smart thing, the Patriotic thing. Instead, Millions of idiots chose this buffoon, TWICE.

This whole thing is spiraling out of control. What the hell have we gotten ourselves into?