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@GroovyBruce @peacock I just saw the article on Inie Wire. Bruce, I just wanted you to know that I watched Burn Notice because you were in it. I watch everything you're in no matter what the genre. I'm willing to bet a lot of fans are just like me. Keep being groovy.

Okay, it’s officially time to panic! @peacock #Hysteria!

@clownworld Good thing I don't drive at all, own a car, or have a driver's license. I'll walk to your house later for our date at Starbucks. Yeah, baby... I'm going all out for you. You are a modern woman right... so we going dutch... or are you too broke to afford half a Starbucks bill?

@TBifford I'm sure she can get that rent money back if she moves out early. Just get out while your kid is still alive.

This woman wants to move out of New York because her life in New York is in danger. Teenagers have been coming after her son and she wants to move because New York doesn't hold teens accountable. What say you? 👇🤔😬😱 🔉

@LuckyMcGee If I was that door frame, I'd sue.

Build Back Better.

@Rothmus It may be time to stop saving women from the bears they think are friendly and just let them find out the truth for themselves.

Ok.

@SiameseAbby I'd give him a fist bump and say "Sorry dude... I'm straight and I'm out." I really don't think I'd let it get that far to be a date either. The voice alone told me they're a man.

@ViceApologist Seves the apes right for being so racist against humans. If humans can't have the planet... nobody can.

Rewatched Beneath the Planet of the Apes for the first time in over 20 years today. Forgot it’s the most insane movie ever made. Heston destroys the world, the way it should go out. I could not stop laughing at the voiceover. The end. That’s it. Lights out.

@kazzaloveslife Uh oh... just yesterday, my mom asked me to bring her some cheese. Is she under a spell now? Of course, she wasn't fascinated by the cheese... she was hungry.

I am literally this easily pleased! Anyone want to fascinate me?

@LeroyD20 A lightning strike, a character magically appears, and the players usually agree that the gods must want this new guy on their important quest.

@CollinRugg While I believe there needs to be an investigation in her death, everybody grieves differently, and some people take comfort in doing their normal daily work in chaotic times. youtu.be/eJ-T3i8Ap3U?si…

NEW: Investigation launched after a South Carolina pastor gave a bizarre speech at church saying his wife died of su*cide just hours before the church service. Mica Miller died by a gunshot wound to the head at Lumber River State Park in NC. Pastor John-Paul Miller gave an entire sermon on Sunday before mentioning he found out his wife died the night before. He called it a "self-induced" death. Miller instructed the church to not talk about her death inside the church. Lumber River State Park where Mica's body was found is about 70 miles from the church. Mica's friends and family are questioning exactly what happened and are calling for "accountability." While Miller says his wife had struggled with su*cide, Mica's family suggests that something more sinister could be going on. "Mica was a God-fearing, joyful, loving woman who did not deserve the abuse she endured," a cryptic post from her sister read on FB. "This has to be at least looked into deeply. There’s got to be some accountability here," a friend said. Mica's final social media post was a selfie that read: "When terrible terrible TERRIBLE things happen to you… (yall know what I’m talking about;) RPF: resting peace face." (photo below) According to court filings, Mica had filed for divorce from Miller weeks before she died.

@warbossgoloss @Rothmus Bears are like men... they rarely want to rape you... but unlike bears, men won't automatically want to eat you when they're nearby.

@Rothmus A bear doesn't attack unprovoked, a man does. I as a man picked the bear because I know it won't r@pe me

@cybergigafacto1 @clownworld No, you're not wrong. Most of us aren't attracted to the alien from another planet look.

@clownworld Am I wrong if I find this ugly? I identify as a normal guy that wants natural looking woman 😉

@stephaniemain2 @noseyparke32142 That just made me appreciate the invention of the micro bikini.

Womens logic indeed. @noseyparke32142

@mmpadellan @MarkHamill No, he's been on the dark side of the force ever since he started drinking green milk from alien tits. So I'm gonna vote for Trump since Trump only drinks white milk or chocolate milk.

Our good friend @MarkHamill remains on the right side of the Force, endorsing President Biden, and dubbing him "Joe-bi-Wan Kenobi." May the 4th be with you! 🙏💙🙏

@WallStreetSilv Love how she thinks all men are bad because she chose the bad boys who treated her terrible. When you lay with pigs, expect to get dirty.

She is on the verge of a breakdown trying to convince herself that she is fine and happy. “I am aging like fine wine, getting stronger with higher standards” After listening to this, is she right? Or on the past to owning multiple cats? 🔊

@KrProject3 @GANJARAMBO420 I know that image is taken in Peru. When I said "Just like Egypt" I meant that the Egyptian people took over the land of another long dead civilization and claimed they built the pyramids.

@grog_grueslayer @GANJARAMBO420 This picture is from South America

Do I dare to say: -Evidence of a reset? I guess I did. What do you think?

@ChaosChief9 Invisibility, teleportation, stone skin, or freeze time.

D&D is a superhero game.

@SwanForge I'd be like "Hey lady, you chose the bear... you go try to convince him not to kill us while I go find a weapon 10 miles from here."

For clarity. Is the man Jaime Lannister, Ron Burgundy, Saichi Sugimoto or Mamoru Takamura? Actually scrap that question. What's with the male fantasy of wanting to 1v1 a bear of all creatures?

@InsaneCope I suspect in the last 10 years she's only heard black people use the n-word while the whole time she's been racist by making up names for white people.