
@AltSNEAKO Yeah uhh can I get a mojito a Moscow mule and a tequila shot thanks
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She Built exactly like a hippo…a 12 inch dick can’t even get through them cheeks








This is obviously sarcasm, but it’s a tragic sign of the times that some are mad that I didn’t mindlessly date my wife for 5 years before getting married. We grew not too far from each other. We dated for several months, got engaged, and then married at my Catholic Church. 🙏✝️


I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday. Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.




Beardson Beardly is sick of whօres and faġġots like @AmyDangerfield and @vrilliumlive larping as Right wing pundits.