Boy in the Natural Environment

I lost my virginity on Habbo Hotel

Me when I see the mailman’s calves

There are so many people dancing in my head

@eatmywifi I hope we don’t hang and bang bc I’d need eye contact eep

@grosmosphere It’s helps if you just never look at them too :)

Rule #7 of hanging and banging: Do not get to know each other

Not that I’ve thought about my mother’s death but I’m gonna play George Michael at her funeral, I think she’d like that

@danajthomson What is this

This was v depressing

Is it

@nonna_luci I feel like we should get some sort of little refund when we see the humanity in our therapist. It is NOT on

My therapist farted in our session and I pretended I didn’t notice

Every time someone above the age of 65 smokes a joint, a child is cured of their cancer

@room_temp_ass Your notes are so fuuuun

@grosmosphere i write notes in lower case and to do lists in caps

(Me staring into mirror) Am I mid?

May it rain all night long

Is it just me or like what the fuck?

@sadwristy69 Really weird you didn’t say Lonely Island FT. Akon....

normalise cumming and putting on i just had sex by akon

@samjmayer @Jimfromupstairs This looks like it’s from house of bread on Martin st

Shout out to @Jimfromupstairs for the Tira, you’re a class act mate 🔥❤️

@room_temp_ass Let them finally rest!!

someone’s gotta bring back dunlop volleys

(so unbelievably horny) wait so Taylor is making originals of ALL her music??

@Shellinaxoxo But a lightness in your heart!!! Unless it’s heartbreak that shit heavy

@stormeinaGcup @Shellinaxoxo I think it’s a good thing that ice cream trumps a serial killer

Once told a girl post-sex that Buffalo Bill would’ve loved her skin

@Shellinaxoxo Yuuum