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@KazCraig10 @PalaceReport Jesus this season hasn't even finished and you're already writing off next season. Maybe best if you go off and 'support' a big successful club. The fact you have Parish out on your bio says it all really.

@PalaceReport So that’s Wharton Daichi Lacroix Mateta We’re fucking going down next year

🚨🇫🇷 BREAKING: Maxence Lacroix is set to play his final match at Selhurst Park this afternoon against Arsenal. A transfer for the Crystal Palace center-back is scheduled. There are no discussions with the Eagles to extend his contract. Several Premier League clubs are interested in Lacroix. @FabriceHawkins

@originaltreble @Telegraph @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage All faiths were invited.

@Telegraph @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage Spot on! Could a Jewish person walk through that event? Would they be welcomed to stand and partake in it?

✍️ 'Our public squares should remain neutral spaces for all citizens, not venues for any one faith to assert dominance' | Writes @Nigel_Farage Read the full column below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

@BristolLive They'll all be gone soon, 3 o'clock kick offs today.

Hundreds of counter protesters have gathered in the centre of Bristol to challenge a rally & march by ‘Bristol Patriots’, who are beginning to gather on the other side of the Cenotaph. Latest updates on this link👇🏼 bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-n…

@Nippi25James @DAZNBoxing He was.

@DAZNBoxing At least he’s not illegal.

Bilal Fawaz at 37-years-old has put on a career-best display tonight 👏 #WoodWarrington2 | Feb 21 | Live on DAZN ▪️

@BBCSport I woke up amd thought I'd check results. What did everyone expect? Mike Tyson is 58 years old, 58!!!!

Jake Paul beats Mike Tyson by unanimous decision 🥊 #PaulTyson

@K176db @davidvance If you had 400k+ followers you'd also tell them you were leaving.

@davidvance I find it hilarious they all announce it. Are we supposed to mourn them or comment, or weep? Removed him from my response obviously, because he's clearly attention seeking in some weird form of another. 🙄

@AdamRutherford X/Twitter is a cesspit, always has been.

The exodus is real. It's not interesting here anymore. I am over on the sky place - the water is warm. But do I stay and continue to post dog pics and fight the ignorant racist fucks for whom this is now a self validating echo-chamber? Or let them circlejerk each other in bliss?

@brunelsbridge Those that drone on about free speech are the people that believe it gives them carte blanche to be an utter c*nt to others. Genuine free speech is good, being a horrible pr1ck isn't. Twitter/X has always been a cesspit.

@DawsonsRightPeg @brunelsbridge Knew him personally did you?

@PolitlcsUK 6 months to live? That whole process would probably take a year. 🤔

🚨 BREAKING: The Assisted Dying Bill has just been published in full - Must be a legal adult, resident in England or Wales, and registered with a GP for at least 12 months - Must have the mental capacity to make an informed, voluntary choice to end their life - Must be terminally ill with a life expectancy of six months or less - Required to make two signed declarations, witnessed, affirming their wish to die - Two independent doctors must confirm eligibility, with specialist and mental capacity assessments if needed - A High Court judge must review the case, hearing from at least one doctor and possibly the person and others involved - A seven-day gap is required between doctors’ assessments, with an additional 14-day reflection period after the judge’s ruling - For cases of imminent death, the 14-day reflection can be reduced to 48 hours - It would be illegal to pressure, coerce, or deceive someone into declaring a wish to end their life or self-administering an approved substance, with penalties of up to 14 years in prison - Excludes both disability and mental illness as eligibility criteria

@SkySportsNews Let's be honest the opinion of any journalist is no more valid than that of old Bob down the pub.

"I think it's an absolute shambles, the FA and Thomas Tuchel are to blame" 💬 The Sun's Charlie Wyett and The Mirror's John Cross are unhappy with eight players withdrawing from the England squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I should state this is out my house on a residential street. Not really sure what the point of those lines are anyway. Those access lanes are unadopted roads as far as I know.

@sgloscouncil I know you're skint but this is a bit much isn't it..... Ticketed on a Sunday for one wheel over a double yellow lines. I also hope the countless cars parked on the pavements around here were also ticketed.

@stuzi_pants @MrFlibble72LFC That's exactly what it is. I'm pretty sure most of her type don't really believe the bile they spew but they know it'll get views and then they get paid. The world was better before the internet.

@MrFlibble72LFC Monetised hatred

Arrived late to this Katie Hopkins attacking Kate Garraway and mocking her late husband Derek purely because Hopkins is thick enough to take her medical steer off disgraced former footballer Matt Le Tissier Rhubarb will grow wherever they bury this c@nt

@TelCpfc Grabbing a meal deal in Sainsburys.

where’s nketiah? #cpfc

@FabrizioRomano @MatteMoretto Rome or SE London!? Tough choice that.

🔵⚪️🇯🇵 Daichi Kamada, on the verge of signing new deal at Lazio as the verbal agreement is now in place. Lazio are waiting for Kamada to sign, as he also received a proposal for Crystal Palace but he’s happy to continue at Lazio with Igor Tudor as head coach. @MatteMoretto 🤝🏻

@Joey7Barton Everything I read of yours I do it in that ridiculous french accent of yours. #marseille2012

I’d score 100 out of 100 penalties against Mary Earps. Any day of the week. Twice on a fucking Sunday. 👍👑 #perspective

@delfender He's always been a bell piece.

What the fucking hell has happened to Joey Barton? Jesus Christ 😂🙈

@FabrizioRomano That's a lot of money for just potential.

Ten Hag on why Man United invested on Højlund: “Rasmus has huge potential. He wants to score goals, he’s hungry… it’s always on his mind”. 🔴🇩🇰 “Trust me, he has such a huge potential and now it's up to him to exploit it and we will support him, all coaches and teammates”.

@TLSalute1919 @TheBarmyArmy Not according to the Met Office or BBC weather. Both have it at more than a 90 % chance of rain for the next 4 hours. Might get some play at 4am though.

@TheBarmyArmy No rain from 4:30pm onwards 😍

A gap of hope 🤞