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Tell your wife she’s beautiful, tell her she looks nice today you coward I swear to god I’ll fickking scream tell her how much you love her or I’ll fucking kill you

Russia being banned from #Eurovision for war crimes while Israel committed at least 3 war crimes on Eurovision day alone. Think about that

Stalking your ex’s Instagram and accidentally clicking on their story is an L moment if i ever had one

Just thinking about the fact I have a favourite TV volume and if I had any doubts about being autistic they are now gone

make sure you are eating a balanced meal every day!!

Love being a little goblin scurrying around the house

thanks all. together weve raised over $63 for raytheon to develop a brand new ITAS that can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach God .

Bought a mini rice cooker and that’s been the highlight of my week so far

Seems silly that he’d email me 6 times over the last 6 months to try and headhunt me, then reject me. Bro you need ME, not the other way around 🤣

Got rejected for a job that tried to poach me from my current job for apparently not being interested enough in the role itself and wanting to move industries?? Example of what NOT to say to a candidate when you’re trying to convince them to leave a job they’re comfortable at

If you don’t understand why every sex worker hates Bella Thorne’s stinky guts and how she endangered the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of creators, let me explain it for you! First, Bella Thorne made an OF & made $1m in her first day. This isn’t the bad part.

my plants everytime I water them

Ето ваша Светлана Тихоновская?

One way of reducing obesity? Reform PE classes so they aren’t a bastion of toxic masculinity that put so many off sports and exercise from a very young age.

I'll never understand people who call themselves child-free as if children are some kind of disease yall need to think about why your attitude is so hostile

learning a lot of Marxist theory on twitter bike repair shop: socialism urban carrot farm coop: socialism defeating the Nazis: state capitalism busting American sanctions on Venezuela: state capitalism