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Mfw I pull jermas dollhouse vods and it has nothing to do with a sad house wife or henrik ibsen

The "invisible" hand of the free market isn't invisible to me at all. It wears a big white glove, shoots lasers from its fingertips, and occasionally swoops in for a powerful grab attack. It's honestly all a bit much.

white people on forced death march: well at least im getting my steps in!

I have GOT to stop shouting "BAN TRANS ATHLETES IN ESPORTS OH MY GOD" every time I hit a clip in a video game

if I was a lesbian I'd go into academia

@ktrZetto W

最近酒飲みすぎて胃と肝臓が鍛えられてる。すぐ二日酔いになる体が一度もなってない。

my first roguelike experience was having a gamecube without a save card

@umimento I bought my gun with tap pay It made me giggle

every time u tap to pay while on facetime with someone, it drains their HP equal to the amount spent

@notricharmander I'm mostly lying for internet views but surely Im certain I've posted them before

@gurm495 can i see your labs

Pulling up MyChart at a party and seeing the laundry list of blood tests cuz of all the hormones I tell the doctor Ive taken

I love giant women

@ZettoKTR Sounds like you're still gonna be putting make up on

@gurm495 I don’t play that shit I self insert

Every dude playing girl avatars in xiv are gonna fuck up the new face makeup so bad

@notricharmander :(

day 282 feeling very behind and not doing as well as i usually am in the class did a rotation in the morning and sort of just burned out all afternoon

Matched with a relatively famous person on Hinge 6months ago who didn’t message me back. Every 2 weeks or so I send her a message along the lines of “Just saw an owl”, “Saw an owl again”, “Owl spotted”, etc. All lies. Radio silence on her end, but she hasn’t cut contact either

It's called samsara baby get used to it

@troppycall @bambi_vr 😭

Some pictures I really enjoy how they came out! 📸 #VRChat #BMAvatar

if my man😍😱🥰and ROD OF AGES🤑😍are both drowning💦😭🌊and i can only save 1 😔👆1️⃣you can catch me at my mans funeral😿⚰️☠️STACKING🤣📚🥞20 HEALTH⛑️20 MANA🥶AND 4 ABILITY POWER💪