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2023 Legends Classic National Champion | NFL Insider | MATTRESS FIRM BATTLEGROUND 2k24 NATIONAL CHAMPION | 2024 MAUI National Champion

Boulder, CO Katılım Aralık 2016
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barrel rolls@barrel_rolls·
asking the turbotax person if they’ll visit me in jail
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Rare but nothing worse than director including their name in the literal title of a movie. That and movies about butlers.
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Wasn’t going to vote, but Bert Jones’s gas station ads are so fucking annoying I’m gonna go vote and for anyone other than Burt fuckng Jones
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Max@maxtmcc·
Apple Maps consistently overestimates the time it takes me to walk somewhere by about 20%. There should be a setting that takes into account if you have that dawg in you
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spam@entryno17·
Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop
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𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐫
I call this phenomenon “real world graphing.” I love it. I once read a study that charted all the dots of flattened gum on the sidewalks of a city. It discovered that the densest clusters were outside of nightclubs, where people were presumably most concerned about bad breath.
Itamar Golan 🤓@ItakGol

Gauss meets real life. Also - Notice how people lifting 95 already say, “Fuck it, let’s do 100” - so there’s a discontinuity point. Mathematical theory faces reality.

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Adam Aaronson
Adam Aaronson@aaaronson·
If you die in pickleball do you die in real life
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The most retarded a person can look is wearing the “aerodynamic” sunglasses while running
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bre@aantlerqueen·
when you’re The Movie Friend and you don’t know one (1) answer at trivia night they take you out behind the bar and empty a clip in you
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Avery Chenier
Avery Chenier@AveryChenier·
The dome will be open for tonight’s game
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