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BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:
"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷
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Lane Kiffin is now leaving LSU to become the president of Venezuela 🇻🇪
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Rubio realizing he’s going to be president of Venezuela, governor of Cuba, and the Shah of Iran.
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I'm the guy at the Mossad whose job it is to repeatedly Google the names of our assets before we use them in a false flag, to leave clues for schizophrenics on social media to figure it out. It's hard work but someone's gotta do it!
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Trump gonna see your first name and sign an executive order alright.
On3@On3
NEW: Vandy QB Diego Pavia is calling for President Donald Trump to sign an executive order to expand the College Football Playoff to 16 teams✍️ “@realDonaldTrump MAKE THE EXECUTIVE ORDER PLEASE‼️👀” on3.com/college/vander…
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ME: ...so it turns out Juice Kiffin might not even have been Lane's dog. They're saying he actually lived with a handler and he's still in Oxford even after the Kiffins left for Baton Rouge. Crazy!
MY WIFE (rubbing temples): The bank called. Did you not pay the mortgage again?
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There’s really no touching this Dallas / Southeastern US white dude drip
Fully outfitted by the local Nordstrom and whatever “men’s shop” in town that sells Martin Dingman and Kiton blazers OTR
Type to drive a pristine luxury trim F150
Wife has so much jewelry she rattles when she walks
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Texas can still get into the playoff if Mike Pence has the courage to do what's right
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What I’m hearing here is that bazball is good praxis and sensible test batting is hyper capitalist violence against the poor
Austadiums 🇦🇺🏟@austadiums
Wondering where all the leftover Optus Stadium food went after the 1st Ashes Test wrapped up after just 2 days? Every bit of surplus food went straight to OzHarvest - the largest donation ever! They then partnered with Foodbank WA and SecondBite to spread the goodness even…
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J.K. Rowling naming a black Palestinian Hogwarts student
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She’s a 10 but she has terrible pocket awareness and scrambles if her first read is covered
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Bill showing up to a coed adult cheerleading competition
Adam Kessel@Adam_Kessel1
Bill Belichick spotted at a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, supporting his girlfriend Jordon who is a member of a coed adult cheerleading team
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Twista rapping "Overnight Celebrity" while someone shoots a gun to match the song's beat
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