El Hefe🤠🇲🇽

my house on fire i gotta ejaculate

Getting a pool water enema because I did a cannonball butt ass naked

i’m sorry for tweeting for tweeting about buttholes so much it’s just who i am now

Now if I were the clit where would I be…

if i have twins im naming them don and julio

Mexicans:

drinking the hot water from shower head as feeing unwell

do i jerk off or keep tweeting

They lowered the speed limit in school zones im gonna start flinging poop at the kids crossing the road

Can someone go pick up my grandpa from dialysis?? I forgot about him bc I’m out celebrating Taco Tuesday

This ho done took an abortion pill at the gender reveal party

flossing my teeth with a cockroach leg

fuck an iron supplement I be chewing on her used tampons

i love being mexican and going "imagine" after every sentence like dude imagine..

in apex legends if you have any sort of fun they take you out back and shoot you

mexicanmaxxing rn

I’m set for the week

ill be showing siri my pussy

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