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Well that's good. Last time a bomb expert told the LAPD that they shouldn't explode a large cache of fireworks because the bomb truck was not going to hold the explosion safely the officers called the bomb expert a pussy and blew up an entire neighborhood.

Just @10Ronaldinho holding a signed @HarryMaguire93 shirt.

Fergie was right … Roy Keane’s a cunt.

🚨🎙️ | Bruno Fernandes: "I had the option to join Tottenham [in the summer of 2019] and I was really happy to join them, but it didn't happen. “Then in January [2020], I got the call [from Manchester United] that I'd been HOPING for over 2/3 years. “My reaction when I found out? I knew something was up, but after what happened with Tottenham, when it was practically done, I did NOT want to focus on the transfer window. “My agent called me and told me that United was a concrete option and that they already had an agreement [with Sporting] and that everything depended on me. “For a few seconds, I didn't say anything because I was CRYING. “It was everything I'd ever dreamed of. I just said to my agent: 'I don't want to know anything else, just tell them I'm coming.’ [@StevenBartlett]

The older you get, the more you realize luck is mostly exposure. If you sit in the same place, have the same routine, talking to the same people, nothing new really happens. You have to tackle the world to succeed. Travel more. Talk to people.

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THRICE MF'ER

“joint top record” you know, it’s bruno’s record now & you will address it as such

In a league of his own. Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

I COULD LOOK AT THIS ALL DAY.

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

Senne Lammens has been voted the Premier League Signing of the Season by journalists from @TheAthleticFC

It's Carrick, you know ❤️ 🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

21.05.2008 #UCLfinal

@RedSnebber @DogNinjaHHT went down really far before seeing this

@DogNinjaHHT unfortunately kanye went insane on nmpila and outrapped kendrick on that song

Only rapper to ever out rap Dot was Earl Sweatshirt

Good morning to @TheOfficialFWA Men's Footballer of the Year! 🤳😁

🚨A LAMAR JACKSON HIGHLIGHT FOR EVERY TEAM WE PLAY ON OUR 2026 SCHEDULE🚨 Week 1: Indianapolis Colts (A)

THE 2026 RAVENS SCHEDULE❗ @SeatGeek 🎟: seatgeek.com/baltimore-rave…

@BraggingRtsSpts @Ronrosco2 @TheFlockOpinion imagine a run of like 6 home and 1 away to end the season. priming the bank for the playoffs 🙏 only good that could come out of that

@Ronrosco2 @TheFlockOpinion OH COME ON! WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET A HOME GAME!

Ravens have no home game until week 4 😭