Footballs big daddy 😈

@JuliusNkenchor @SpursOfficial Personally I think its good to see a team we have coming up struggling so badly against a team that are a position above us

@SpursOfficial Tottenham is shivering right now with Nothingham Forrest taking the lead over Chelsea

For the badge.

@BarryEngli11950 @JakeJamesBeach @SpursOfficial @metpoliceuk You type with one hand like your having a stroke while also attempting to find your g spot with the other 🤣

@JakeJamesBeach @ha58496 @SpursOfficial just nowticed uve got a rock on ya dirty peedo. kids walkin ova that bridge n ur there wiv a rod on ya no good nonce. @metpoliceuk can u do sumthin bout this pedo. get him off are streets plz.

Tel's delicious delivery finds the head of Richarlison who nods home to double our lead! 👊 🟣 0-2 ⚪

@alexeveria @SpursOfficial Arsenal are in the championship?

@SpursOfficial You can fight as hard as you want tonight… you’re still getting relegated. See you in the Championship, boys. Nothing changes

Three huge points on the road! 💛

@IMANGELSWAKODIE @SpursOfficial No we didn't they just dislike westham so much they offered

@SpursOfficial You’re lucky man!!! You guys actually paid Villa to play this bad??? Wow

A strong opening 45 👊

@BarryEngli11950 @JakeJamesBeach @SpursOfficial Westham fan called Barry English sounds about right 🤣

@JakeJamesBeach @SpursOfficial Rite ere ya fat cunt

@Ooo2beagooner @Billie_T I think the point was that they both play the most boring version of football 😭

@Billie_T Yeah, it was no Wolves 0-1 Tottenham to a late scrappy tap in mate

From the best game in the history of the sport to Isis vs Al Qaeda tomorrow man

@goonermilewest @XaviEraa07 @magyardemon @rowenavalerie @MrBlackFootball Im sure not a single arsenal fan is crying after the City game 🤣🤣🤣

@XaviEraa07 @ha58496 @magyardemon @rowenavalerie @MrBlackFootball So awful that someone had to generate an AI AFC fan crying... Meanwhile tottnum have been shit forever so there's a massive archive of pics of real skids really crying. You can pretend to be happy, but the truth is... everyone KNOWS it's awful being a twatnum fan...

People who have a hater in me for life: - Johan Lange - Mr Marinakis - Matty Cash - Thomas Frank - Eze - Brian Brobbey - The Spurs medical team - Vinai Venkatesham - Radu Dragusin’s Agent I will hate on them wherever they go. Forever.

@Enwagboso @SpursOfficial Learn the rules you pleb

@SpursOfficial Official allows the offside goal to help TotNum

Richarlison's effort towards goal is blocked and there is Palhinha to fire it home inside the box! GET IN!!! 🐺 0-1 ⚫️

@SpursFanVIP @DavidSteelMP @InvertTheWing Ekiteke DCL Welbeck sesko gyokores theres 5 more and others that are better then solanke (and im a spurs fan!)

@DavidSteelMP @InvertTheWing Yeah we say that but if you actually look at it there aren’t many even half decent 9’s out there. Who are the top 5 for example Haaland, Thiago, Isak (normally), Pedro, then where do you go

1st strike.

@goonermilewest @magyardemon @rowenavalerie @MrBlackFootball I wont be the one buying the city shirt itll be half of your fans as they run to the etihad to support a team that wont bottle it when 12 points clear 🤣🤣🤣

@ha58496 @magyardemon @rowenavalerie @MrBlackFootball Buy that citeh shirt son, just in time for the charges to get settled and you to realise you've been mugged off by 2 clubs instead of the one that usually mugs you off

@naeem_shar70565 @CFC_Jane @craighawkins91 Yes but what point does it get to where u realises he isnt going to get it over the line 😭

@ha58496 @CFC_Jane @craighawkins91 Only if they bottle everything he would be sacked! From where he's taken this team from where they were, is actually quite commendable. Arsenal weren't even finishing top 4 anymore when he took over

🚨BREAKING: Mikel Arteta has been sacked by Arsenal with immediate effect following their humiliating knockout by Southampton. Here we go! ✅ Former Chelsea boss Enzo Maresca is lined up to take over at the Emirates immediately, so he can start preparing the squad for the upcoming games. The Chelsea way incoming at Arsenal? Official announcement expected very soon.

@baggies_rich69 Are you referring to the Brighton game... the atmosphere was incredible what 😭

@chubbychris_ genuinely as a someone whos not trying to bias (i get itdseasy to say as someone who supports the club) but what did we do to the refs 😭😭😭

38. spurs 2 - 2 brighton 📍 tottenham hotspur stadium top fightback in a v difficult atmosphere. great goals from mitoma and xavi simmons (when he wasn’t diving or pretending to have cramp). great to see top man roberto again 🫡 to dare is to poo 💩

matches i’ve been to 2025/26 🧵

@kal_havertz @Taz_N17 @InvertTheWing What title your about to bottle it 😭

@Taz_N17 @InvertTheWing Away days at Swansea. Arsenal premier league title. Let. That. Sink. in.

Just look at how symmetrical his knees look, wow. Beautiful. Hasn’t loss significant mass, causing asymmetry, which would have me worried in him not coming back the same. The symmetry means his knee is still strong. Madders can be Madders. His ACL surgeon and physiotherapist has done a wonderful job. I have no doubt James Maddison will save Tottenham from relegation. Put him in midfield, and he will be the best player on the pitch.

@goonermilewest @magyardemon @rowenavalerie @MrBlackFootball I feel for you guys yk finishing second never winning anything especially because you have no chance next season once city strengthen again but it was good while it lasted

@magyardemon @rowenavalerie @MrBlackFootball Modern devices have plenty of storage room for lots and lots of ways to make spuds cry, maybe you should upgrade from your Nokia and you'd find that out, 2G's getting switched off soon so you'll have to anyways

@JFthfc @whisjsnjaja @BrunoGo31676212 @BerryMuses @SpursArmyTweets What is genuinely the issue with the club supporting an ex player? Ur acting like an art gallery is going to decide the season 😭

@whisjsnjaja @BrunoGo31676212 @BerryMuses @SpursArmyTweets Why the fuck would i do that

Former #thfc goalkeeper, Alfie Whiteman. who retired at the age of 26 and moved into the film industry, will have his first exhibition of photographs, and accompanying book, on display at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium from May. 🤍 'A Loan’ is a project which captures life on loan during Alfie’s time in Sweden at Degerfors. 📍 OOF Gallery, Tottenham Experience @ Tottenham Hotspur Stadium 📆 1st May - 27th September 🎟️ FREE

@CFC_Jane @craighawkins91 He might if they bottle everything again

🤣 Bro, at this point, saying Arteta might get sacked is like me saying I’ll wrestle a T-Rex with my bare hands — pure fantasy! Arsenal fans seeing that notification be like: “Here we go again…” while sipping tea and watching the Premier League circus unfold. 🫖🐱‍👤 Honestly, the only thing getting sacked right now might be someone’s Wi-Fi if they keep refreshing that “breaking news” nonsense. 😂

@EverydayAFC_ @SpursOfficial Why is an account called everyday arsenal on a spurs post? spending everyday focusing on the wrong club mate 😭🤣

@SpursOfficial I hope you don't ruin his coaching career as we know you to always do

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@SupremoAFC @SpursOfficial More arsenal fans on a spurs post then there is arsenal on an arsenal post half the time 🤣🤣🤣

@SpursOfficial BREAKING: Roberto De Zerbi has reached an agreement in principle to become the Coach to relegate Tottenham this season according to Sky in Italy 🚨

We are pleased to announce the appointment of Roberto De Zerbi as our new Men’s Head Coach on a long-term contract, subject to work permit. 🔗 thfc.pro/4m1IutG

@THOMAS_J_J @dxnthfc @USMNTBob Going down wouldn't be for the sake of the club saying that shows you have no clue about finances 🤦‍♂️

@dxnthfc @USMNTBob You just need to go down for the sake of your club. You need to reinvent yourselves in the championship. You no longer belong in the prem

Dirty looks for singing Told to stop swearing by a yank Sums up our club really