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i think of my future and get scared i think of my past i feel disgust i return to the present and everything is actually fine

Having an Awesome Confident Breakdown instead of a Nervous one

i can't sleep at my parents' house i keep getting the 'there are monsters nearby' flavor text.

My miserable life will end in a shocking act of self-destruction that's sure to please my followers

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

the evil thought that kills you

tales from the crypt at a boring night desk job on one of these probably hit like crazy.

handcuffing myself to my doctors until he prescribes me benzos

i have nothing to say. and other realizations

When you just Alive

i think it’s very sweet that this tweet got 0 interactions lol. i’ve been sober for over a month :D

Ah, splendid. Manmade delights within my comprehension

logging into my Tomodachi Life and they're building a data center that's going to take up 40% of the island of Channel Awesome. My miis apparently voted against it, but their leader (Grandpa from Hey Arnold) overruled them.

@iedtwt yayy

cptsd stands for cool post traumatic swag disorder 😎

i don't understand what most people are talking about these days. i can barely communicate with other human beings.

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make

drinking alone at home has made me feel a strong kinship with the drinking alone at home community. on nights like this it almost feels like i'm not even at home, drinking alone.

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

The little ongoing head injury I call love