Hailey Karr

Staring at the eclipse? No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.

While slurring and struggling to read off the teleprompter last night, Biden lectured the importance of a “free press.” During the same speech he celebrated the silencing of the most watched prime time news show host Tucker Carlson. “Members of my administration are here to send a message to the country and to the world. The free press is a pillar, maybe the pillar of a free society.” “We have a record to be proud of. Vaccinated the nation, transformed the economy. Earned historic legislative victories and midterm results. But the job isn’t finished. I mean… It is finished for Tucker Carlson.” Now why would someone who “loves” the free press celebrate the removal of the top performing news host?

Don’t mess with Florida, don’t mess with Ron DeSantis! Ladies, gentlemen, they/thems: this is what a LEADER looks and sounds like!

White supremacy alert

Trudeau Explains He Just Needs Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Of Freedom babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-e…

NBC Pulls Dr. Dre And Snoop Dogg From Halftime Show After Finding Recordings Of Them Using The N-Word babylonbee.com/news/nbc-pulls…

Ukraine Invites Kyle Rittenhouse To Guard Their Border babylonbee.com/news/ukraine-a…

#ThankYouSpotify for standing up for the Joe Rogan Experience and our integrity as a nation. And #ThankYouJoeRogan!

it's you. it's you. it's all for you.

Damn. Omg open.spotify.com/track/6OG05bPA…

Huge day for the Gen z intern that pulled this copy from tiktok 10 months ago

On gawwwwwdddd @JacobJacome

Justin fields first career touchdown was a dream come true

don't make me sad don't make me cry sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough i don't know why

Also, appearing on the cover of TIME magazine is not a great way to avoid media coverage.

Lets bring back the starter pack meme

CDC Admits They've Been Looking Through Microscope Upside Down This Whole Time babylonbee.com/news/cdc-admit…

@SouthwestAir huge disappointment!

Very upset with @SouthwestAir , will be my last time flying with them!!