lizard queen

@WhiteCastle your AI drive through lady is awful & straight up doesn’t work

@AmericanAir literally what

@haley_kat_ We got off to a bit of a rough start, and for that, we're truly sorry. But we're determined to get back in your good graces, so you can be ready to chill it out and take it slow, while we get you where you need to go, on your next flight with us.

@AmericanAir the last two times i have flown with you there’s been unprecedented delays that have made me miss my connection. This is so incredibly frustrating

white ppl wedding music makes me profoundly sad

ten thousand steps towards the time of your liiiiiiife

LOOK AT THAT HORSE LOOK AT THAT HORSE LOOK AT THAT HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“female Patrick Bateman” you mean her

McCloud III

Sneed, Kittle, Gay. why do these men have the silliest names ever

I wish my name was Julius Peppers

@MeaghanBurr @POTUS get em girl

@POTUS you are disgusting

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a time-honored American tradition. This morning, Jill and I had the chance to call in and wish families tuning in a Happy Thanksgiving.

@MeaghanBurr I actually saved it this year

haley every fall when she forgets my butternut squash soup recipe

@Defunctland you’re a freak; latest documentary is beyond incredible; how are you letting us have this for FREE??? ily kev

Clip of our band doing our one original song last night … “Tsunami of Love” - our first original take of it available on Spotify & Apple Music and all the streaming services …

what are the odds that two different people have farted while i was directly behind them. also this happened at work

the new autocorrect on iOS 17 is absolutely ruining my life