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@HolyKnightKeith @doubledeez1881 @AdamSchefter @RapSheet This is some wild cognitive dissonance. Doesn’t matter if the picks are compensatory, they still hold the same draftable value as any other 3rd round pick. Good for both teams. Eagles get a solid edge, Vikes get good value picks and a huge cap hit off the books.

@doubledeez1881 @AdamSchefter @RapSheet Lol both #98 this year and the 3rd round pick next year are comp picks from players leaving (Williams and Phillips). So therefore not one of our own picks. Out here acting a fool not knowing how draft picks work

Trade: Vikings are sending former Pro-Bowl LB Jonathan Greenard to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for a third-round pick tonight (No. 98) and a third-round pick next year, per me and @rapsheet. Greenard and the Eagles reached agreement on a four-year, $100 milllion extension that includes $50 million fully guaranteed, per his agents Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.

@hbtCHIEFS Oh, and NFL during the season of course.

@hbtCHIEFS I’d say about 80% of all my entertainment is YouTube on my TV. The other 20% is various cooking competitions and game shows.

Times are changing. More viewers than ever watch on TV. Do you guys watch anything YouTube related on a TV?

@eThirty_Three @LudwigAhgren @CDawgVA

@LudwigAhgren @CDawgVA Noone Cares.

there are so few streamers at the very top who make philanthropy a core component of their content my boy @CDawgVA consistantly raises insane amounts of money ($5 million+!) while making amazing content (something ive found incredibly difficult to do) anyway shoutout my goat picture unrelated

@BrettKollmann Brother, I was deep in the sauce by choice. Dad didn’t watch sports. In the early 90’s I used to ride my bike weekly to the local police station during football season because they gave away Vikings cards from Topps and Upper Deck to any kid 7-12 years old.

We need to have a conversation about how many millennial children were apparently forced to become Vikings fans.

@GervinTwittiot @adamhlavac

@adamhlavac I'm from Texas. Carne Asada goes in burritos, tacos, quesadillas, as a brisket topping, baked goods and in toothpaste. Its ALARMING to hear Californians don't.

F through I, D is acceptable. Hope that helps.

@adamhlavac No Pico?!?

@LudwigAhgren Thanks for a truly special series that never punched down on the host of your cat line. Exposing people to others cultures and everyday lives in a fun and engaging way is awesome. Xièxiè

16 days and 4,000 kilometers later we crossed China. We ate like people in China, smoked like people in China, and spoke like absolute idiots never before seen in China. This trip was harder than last years. Getting sick, navigating the magical 207, and failing to say the word hotel every night all the while referring to myself as “p*ssy burger” took its toll I’m lucky to be able to do this cat line with Michael. It’s not easy to find someone you can spend everyday and every night without some tensions brewing- but I could hangout with that dude everyday until I die and never get sick of him. A big thank you to my crew who are the only reason anyone was able to follow our journey and turn the hours of chaos into an actual series. Editors, translators, producers, fixers, assistants, designers, a dude named Li, and many more people are the reason tip2tip exists. A special thanks to Cam, Dan, Alicia, Dave, Lucky, and Zhang Wei who followed us in an RV for 16 days <3 Finally, shoutout everyone in China the people there were unforgettably nice to two white colored foreigners riding motorcycles across China 🇨🇳😄✊

@CameronDiro @LudwigAhgren @michaelreeves Thank you for all the hard work and long hours. It was a truly special series.

3 weeks, 16 videos, 4,000 km. A truly unforgettable experience I hope you enjoyed Tip 2 Tip ♥️

@MissGinaDarling I’m so sorry Gina. Losing a pet is hard because their love is unconditional. Hopefully you can take comfort in knowing he is no longer in distress and you gave him a wonderful life. 💛

He’s gone. My baby is gone.

Flyquest made new shirts! Honestly idk why no one ever came up with this before! MILF is such a fun word to say! I’ve been walking around yelling MILF all day!

@mozzarellareliy @MuzFN Look at the sad little man puffing out his chest.

@MuzFN "boi" who is u talking to son I'll tap that jaw

successful trade up

@adaptingskill @BrettKollmann Hell yes. The griyo pork, pickliz, and the jerk cauliflower…. 🤤

@BrettKollmann kann but it probably needs a reservation

To the Portlanders (Portlandonians?) on the timeline, I have been tasked with funding us lunch and dinner today. What’s your spot. Any and all type of food is welcome.

@jediblaster @CSOonX

@CSOonX Testosterone levels were higher?

Why did college football players from the 1980s all look 40??? 🧐

YouTube's CEO Neal Mohan says users will soon be able to use AI to generate Shorts using their own likeness He added that over one million channels used YouTube's AI creation tools daily in December

@Do3Jonny @BrettKollmann Must be exhausting to be this fucking miserable.

@BrettKollmann Yeah, a team full of middle aged men won the college National Championship.

The 30 for 30 on this Indiana team is going to be an all-timer.

@BrandonPerna Idea now that Tomlin has free time. A buddy cop movie about busting a high end gambling ring. Everyone assumes they’re brothers but they don’t see it. Hijinks ensue.

Holy crap it actually happened

@CarmineSabia @NYGal0424 Shut the fuck up. This has ZERO to do with politics and everything to do with what’s in their ground and you know it you repugnant slug.

@NYGal0424 Shocking! A white, liberal woman defends a notorious communist dictator and a notorious cartel leader. Who would have seen that coming?

@MissGinaDarling Glacier Express and lots of fondue

Going to Switzerland this week. Any suggestions on things to do? :)

@BrettKollmann Don’t boil them at all. Bake them, scoop out, run them through a tamis or ricer, add herb steeped heavy cream, salt, pepper, and stupid amounts of butter. Mix gently as not to make gummy.

Reminder to everyone like me who is on mashed potato duty this week. When you’re boiling the potatoes, do it in chicken stock, not water.