David Hammond⚓🏑

@COYS_com Good he is shit

KOLO MUANI: Will leave Spurs and return to PSG, at the end of his loan spell. Randal Kolo Muani is NOT part of Luis Enrique’s plans for next season and so will be sold in the summer for €35m. Thoughts… Would you have kept him? #COYS #THFC

@kaajukatlee This is bollocks, as a person that lost some considerable weight with toning i still had excess skin. You cannot reverse the stretch. Don't fall for this shit.

@GamewithDave Lemmings

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@MrsLD10 Bet it's the egr valve they are known faults on vauxhall. My astra has had one on for years, it goes on and off on regular occasions, faulty sensor. I just bought a £15 code computer and turn it off. Some might say that's daft but it's done over 40000 miles since it came on.

Paid £425 this week to get this stupid bloody light fixed ...... Few days later it's back on!!!!..... I give up being an adult ... I give up on everything around me breaking, problem after problems 😢😭 #Problems #Broke #adulting

@mrwilldouglas facebook.com/share/p/1Ctw9G… maybe @10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer should have a look at this before posting.

That was the worst and most unsafe train journey I’ve experienced. @CrossCountryUK you should be ashamed. You lay on a dirty, old train. And allow it to fill to the gunnels. People jammed in filling toilets, vestibules and luggage hold areas. Elderly and disabled people, and mums with young kids treated like cattle. Packed in like sardines. Plus no audible information - tannoy so quiet no one could hear. It’s dangerous for people to travel squashed like this and had I been travelling with my wife and children I’d have got off. From what I can see on X this is a regular occurrence. Mark my words - if there is a major tragedy involving an overcrowded train like this there will be horrendous and unnecessary loss of lives, and people rightly going to jail for turning a blind eye. XC Trains Ltd / Crosscountry Trains - you need to find a way to put the passengers before your profits and shareholders.

@officialgtfc Should have had it on for weeks, we also need to stop other games apart from.first team fixtures being played on it.

The FA have deployed an inflatable cover to help protect the Blundell Park pitch ahead of Sunday’s game against Wolves. With the fixture set for live broadcast, the covers provide maximum protection for the surface below and support efforts to ensure the game goes ahead as scheduled. #GTFC

@SimarinerGY Raffles Singapore sling cocktail.

Anyone been to Bangkok? Pls send me recommendations on places to see/visit/drink/eat and things must do whilst there 👍🏼 Thanks ☺️

Raffles, Singapore sling cocktail

@London_W4 I have a copy in my living room. Love it.

I stood in front of this painting yesterday and everything felt better for a few moments. The Fighting Temeraire, by JMW Turner: the greatest artist ever. What many people don’t think about and what blows my mind, is when you’re stood in front of a painting by Turner, Van Gogh, Monet, Constable or any artist, you are standing exactly where that artist stood. They stood right there looking at their work. Think about it next time you’re stood looking at a painting.

The head loss from the keeper is unbelievable

@BITCOINFUNDMGR @MAGALieTracker Cockwomble,get your facts right.

@MAGALieTracker Trump is totally right. He's not saying NATO soldiers didn't die. You can hide behind Americans and still die. But I guess you don't understand english.

BREAKING: Trump denigrates the service of troops from NATO nations who fought alongside Americans in Afghanistan. He says they stayed off the frontlines. This is a lie. Over 1,000 NATO troops were killed in Afghanistan. Ignorant and shameful.

@kejamieson_ My fastest mile and a half was on my senior rates leadership. 8.22 had great pleasure in beating the three PTIs on my course. 🤣

Used to take me 18 mins to run 1.5 miles 😂 10:47 today. I'll take it.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

The Vulcan 10 has lift off!🚀 We just had the privilege of refurbishing the Vulcan 10 heavy spring tine roller. We stripped it, machined & fitted new bushes & pins, before rebuilding ready for its next working chapter. Need any help @JeremyClarkson 😉 #agricultural #engineering

@JamesLucasIT This was taken in Bannf by me heading up Sulphur mountain in January 2018.

The otherworldly natural beauty of Canada🧵 1. Banff National Park, Alberta

New Rank / Stripe up day. #WOCP #RN #BRNC @DartmouthBRNC

We are sorry to hear about the death of D-Day veteran Dennis Donovan, aged 100. Dennis served with 48 (Royal Marine) Commando and was part of a force that landed at Juno Beach on June 6 1944. None of them had helmets, only their green berets. Thank you for your service, Sir.❤️🕊️

@stu_taylor173 @BuoyGamer Haha rgr 🤣

@hammyd23 @BuoyGamer Yep. Can’t be helped 🤣

So glad to have got back on the pitch today after so long! A great day for the Eastern Region team, even greater to have seen @hammyd23, of course 🏑💪🏻

@stu_taylor173 @BuoyGamer Yeah cheers work orientated?

@stu_taylor173 @BuoyGamer Why did I know there would be some bants from you. If you can get down tomorrow we are still playing.