jess 🍉

@profitofdoom999 just letting you know they aren't loyal, literally messaged me earlier as well 🙄🙄🙄

Beautiful women named overdue reminder library notice are emailing me

so true actually

If you don’t say what the fuck at your tele at least 9 times have you even watched euro vision

microdosing heaven by sitting in the sun & listening to birds sing

@Ukiichris2481 Hahaha good memories! 🤗

get yourself a boyfriend who is not only excited to watch the devil wears prada with you for the first time but then also has a 1 hour long discussion about it afterwards

My dad has been writing poems for a while now (mostly for #vss365) and finally published his first anthology! ✍️ If you like dark poems about life, death and everything inbetween give it a go! Available as both print and e-book! :) 📚 amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GX2ZQG6K

this tweet has been brought to you by 4 drinks at spoons gang

furry threesomes be like "inside you there are two wolves"

solved another unsolveable riddle today. the sphinx hates me so much but i just keep coming back. dont even go inside the temple or anything just answer the riddle and leave. im going to keep doing this until one of us dies

just clocked in for my shift at the love you so much factory

I've been a vegetarian for roughly 3 years now and one of the very few things I miss is the Polish food we always had in our family. Today, my parents and I made a vegetarian Bigos and I am so happy 🥲

@PeachieBottoms this looks so good!!

like the cherry blossoms trees ive reached my bloom 🌸🩷🌸🩷

Erstmal bildne

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

berlin 🥰🌻

sunday dinners have been really nice recently 🥰🌻