Handsome Jack

@DuvalMagic Why you always posting about me??

It feels like there are probably a few people that follow me that would very much benefit by taking a moment to watch this video and internalizing what it offers. Cheers!

@donwinslow It’s great filmmaking but you must admit that the premise—that the Dallas Police, the CIA, the Supreme Court Ct. Chief justice, the US VP, the international press, the US military, the Mafia, the Cubans, and various random dudes were in a conspiracy to kill Kennedy—is a bit….

JFK is an extraordinary film and represents extraordinary filmmaking at every level.

@BobWeide If you start a blue sky account, I will follow. I am leaving Twitter soon.

Many of you started following me when I began posting about my wife Linda, who died on Xmas Day, 2022. I may start a BlueSky acct. devoted to her: memories & anecdotes -- sentimental and amusing. If so, how many would follow? Enough positive response might encourage me. Thoughts?

@michaelshermer I only watched the clip. I didn't see the episode. But I don't understand it. I assume there were four lights and he told the truth, and not the lie they wanted him to tell. Then what does the "I believe there were 5 lights" mean? I don't understand.

Star Trek TNG episode Chain of Command is based on Orwell's 1984 scene but with lights. Capt Picard held out & said there were only 4 lights, but admits at end "I believe that I could see 5 lights." That's why we must resist lying, lest we believe the lie. youtu.be/jk3EsXgXcyQ

@EricIdle So many people are migrating to Blusky. Are you considering a move over? (I'm thinking of abandoning ship here.)

I am the treat….

@TheTweetOfGod It was Bobby who told him he should go to Dallas.

@TheOscarRace @donwinslow Yes. But the one with Woody Allen.

Do you consider Casino Royale to be the best James Bond movie of all time?

@TheTweetOfGod Depends-wearing, diaper-filling incontinent...

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@lastbestcomedy @pattonoswalt voice to text mangled "Play Last Best Comedy in Bozeman!"

@handsomerjack @pattonoswalt Why Jack! Why?!?

Montana and Wyoming are the only 2 states I’ve never performed comedy in and I’m working on both for 2025. Stay tuned!

Dear Democratic Voters: At 40% voter turnout you lose. At 60% voter turnout you win most of the time. At 65% voter turnout you win every time. At 70% voter turnout you get a congressional majority. At 80% voter turnout you get a super majority.

Well this should tell you something.

@nbcsnl "The Not-for-Ready Prime Time Players" ! I guess it really was live.

SNL premiered on October 11, 1975!

@CharlesPPierce Coincidentally, I just finished watching the episode about the two people on the FEC.

OK, in honor of the 25th anniversary: Unanswered Mysteries Of The West Wing. 1) Did Bartlet ever get those two people on the FEC? 2) When Judge Mulready rattles off the incumbent SCOTUS members, no mention of Mendoza. Where did he go? 3) What was the name of the guy he beat 1st?

@JackLBrand @AuthorKimberley Or 1850.

REPUBLICAN Sen. Mike Braun said interracial marriage ruling should be left to states fox59.com/indiana-news/s…

This is great.

@pattonoswalt Didn't you read the first in the list of descriptives? "Not Black."

HOW did this guy have access to an assault rifle?!?

@EricIdle Was the Remains of the Piano ever written, or was it just a project you were pitching?

I am working on making it possible for people to obtain copies of this and the story around it. I will of course let you all know here.

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