Der Wilhelm

I proceeded to show him the mobile version of our closed beta app and he immediately asked for a whitelisting so he can discover newer tokens more easily. Welcome to the Elfa Family sir 🫡 May your bags pump, and may you avoid being someone's exit liquidity

I'm visiting my family in Cape Town and I was catching up with @hansen504, an old high school friend, over dinner. I saw him open up @krakenfx on his phone and he said that he has been dabbling casually in crypto for a while now.

All the boys who put themselves forward to take a pen we are proud of you - takes a form of bravery to step up in such pressurised situations. @BukayoSaka87 @Sanchooo10 @MarcusRashford we salute you boys

Casualty is bleeding, wards are full, but HCW can't get to work . 🙃

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I have this same face when i drive over potholes you refuse to fix.

Tested positive for wanting to pack my bags and move to another country.

Maybe England will win something when they fix their closeted racism.

Weiße privilegiere Menschen sind die absolut letzten die entscheiden was Rap ist und was Rap darf oder nicht darf

First of all, I’m taller than her

The fact that WhatsApp has become normalised as a business communication channel has immeasurably worsened my life.

Okay, okay… 1:0 für Frankreich. Aber immerhin haben WIR das Tor geschossen. #GERFRA

Ich wünsche allen eine ruhige Woche

🌳 Adaptation to climate change 🔥🔥

„Sie unterbrechen wirklich immer. Machen Sie das Zuhause auch bei Ihrer Frau?“ Bei Frau Strack-Zimmermann weiß #Lanz für einen Moment nicht, was er sagen soll. 😂