Evan J. Worthen

you know you’re cooked when your scrabble hand looks like the last name of a guy who had a couple productive seasons at left tackle for BYU, bounced around the league after signing an UDFA contract, went to his hometown to coach high school, took a position coach job at UNLV,

never-mormon followers i am so sorry

when “we’re grateful for the repentance process” is mentioned in the opening prayer for the wedding dinner you KNOW there’s lore

this is literally just how people at byu are

It’s literally the exact opposite of this. Kids who pass off foundational cognitive tasks like memorization to AI will be lost in an ocean of people just like them, all powerless to think their own thoughts, dependent on bad mechanical imitations of mental acts they have no capacity to perform or judge for themselves. They’ll grow up into glazed-over subaltern dupes at the mercy of machinists who view them as little more than farm animals to milk for training data. You could hardly do a worse disservice to a young person right now than to empty out the contents of their soul and strip them of the mental armor that only a rigorous literary education can provide. And all in the name of some gullible claptrap about humanity and tech that wouldn’t stand up to five minutes’ scrutiny if the people peddling it and swilling it down had ever read a single thing worth reading. We had all better snap out of this kookery right the heck now or we’re cooked, fam.

@BaileysMmCreamy @camillagluh show ur face coward

@camillagluh push notifications from domino's app, dang, you sound huge.

it’s been fun watching the BYU message boards get VERY woke VERY fast about criminal justice, pretrial detention, bail, etc. in response to the parker kingston arrest

When President Newsom establishes the Thousand Year Woke Reich you will be begging for the days when the Super Bowl halftime show was in a romance language.

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

to the people of Madison County, VA you are under new management, pronouns are now mandatory

@gantisdant how does this work do you set alarms or just wing it

@nihilists4jesus @BYU @BYUtv @byuradio lol gnome you accidentally ratioed brigham young university

Today’s BYU forum will be given by Dr. Francis Collins, a physician-scientist who has served under three presidents as the director of the U.S. National Institutes of Health. Join the campus community in the Marriott Center at 11:05am or tune in via @BYUtv & @byuradio.

this week’s + last week’s 5x5

@gantisdant would a 23 year old be able to come up with a plot that’s THIS complex? i think not

5x5 double feature

MAGAts do not sincerely believe it's self-defense, they just find it incredibly thrilling to see a cop-as-proxy execute a woman they've decided is an ideological enemy. It's a pure crystallization of their deepest desires and seeing it for them is akin to religious revelation.

final 5x5 of 205x5

@gantisdant Uh Oh Modern Baseball and Car Seat Headrest Are Back on the Grant Grid

@gantisdant your post has been removed and you have been BANNED from r/urbanism