Dong DeLillo

NEW YORK CITY — excited to talk debutantes and the gaudy Midwestern rich with @RaxKingIsDead at @VersoBooks ----> FRIDAY JUNE 26 📚

BALTIMORE — come out to @redemmas to hand with myself, @oweneds of @bruisermag and @hardgorfe of @Cult_Mag_ —  JUNE 30!!

more of my shit on youtube youtube.com/watch?v=OzAseX…

@Honeeyyyy11 I’m 24 years old.

I work at penguin and I just heard about this thing. Porn. Apparently girls do it. Guys too. I’m thinking what if there was a book and the character did porn but like they were complex and did interesting things like read Henry James and go the park. That would be one crazy book.

my shit really on youtube youtube.com/watch?v=9ZqxRU…

If you buy the Blue Cherub pre-sale you also get a free tote that we're going to put expensive Swedish candy into. But you don't want to hear that. You want to complain until everything slips away through the unyielding and uncaring force of time. culthousebooks.com/store

The Blue Cherub has been available for pre-sale for three days and if you still haven't bought it I don't know what to tell you but you're letting life and all its wonders slip through your fingers because you have a stomach ache or something culthousebooks.com/store

my poem "our days are trees filled with dat boi's" has just been published and nominated for a pushcart by the skeletonmoon's wing journal. it will give you a migraine so bad you immediately have diarrhea.

Until next year National Poetry Month

hello. my name is ermenegildo wiggles. prepare to see my thoughts about post-45 fiction and only that online basically every day for some reason.

THEY USED TO USE OUR UNRELENTING DESIRE TO BE FAMOUS TO JAM OUR SHIT UP WITH BULLSHIT BUT NOW THEY DON'T EVEN NEED YOU OR YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT THEY GOT NEW STUPID BULLSHIT THAT THE COMPUTER MAKES AND ITS BETTER AND IT'LL NEVER STOP UNTIL YOU'RE JACKING OFF IN A GLASS TANK FOREVER

THEY GONNA USE THE AI TO JAM UP EVERY FACET OF CULTURE AND COMMUNICATION UNTIL YOU GIVE UP LOOKING AT IT AND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE DEATH TRAP THEY GOT YOU IN AND INSTEAD YOU'LL JUST JACK OFF FOREVER BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT

maybe most stressful day in this history of our company and my coworker just looked over at me and said fuck marry kill: being goated, having swag, and being clouted up?

Actually I hate the movie SLC Punk and that made me write him off for a while and like him because of his turn on Twin Peaks and think that it’s neat that he turned his performance in the scooby doo movies into a longterm voice acting job, and think he just seems like a nice guy

@Cherry03820954 Crazy this was tweeted at 1 PM

Buzzballs r everything

@devintoshea @haymarketbooks Been absolutely sucked off by this thing too. Can’t put it down.

many are saying it

That just goes to show you if you put your head in the sand and only watch the sopranos and the wire back and forth forever and never what’s new and being talked about you’ll never be in the wrong and history will remember you fondly

@AngletonOrchids Absolutely star studded event

As Fourth Reich Archaeology listeners and denizens of Jerryworld know, Gerald Ford had his own Epstein-esque venture when he was at Yale, co-owning a modeling agency as a stepping stone into the good graces of his ruling class Yankee classmates with whom he formed America First.