Harry Beevers

@XiezzLee @it_unprofession If you're in an area that gets snowfall accumulation, my tip is "Don't eat yellow snow". 😂😂😂

@it_unprofession I bring cash to places that have this. It's starting to creep into Australia also. I want them to ask in person for a tip. So I can tell them. "Be good to your parents, that's my tip".

I just tipped 20% on a bottle of water I grabbed out of a mini-fridge myself. I brought it to the counter. The cashier didn't even scan it. He just pushed a button and spun the POS terminal around. The screen suggested 20, 25, or 30 percent. For a moment, I considered finding the custom tip option. But there was a line of people behind me. The cashier was making direct, unblinking eye contact. I folded under the pressure of a digitized guilt trip. I paid $4.80 for a Poland Spring. I basically gave a teenager a dollar to legally supervise me purchasing hydration. He didn't even offer a receipt. He just spun the tablet back around and looked away. I said thank you. I thanked him for letting me give him extra money. I am part of the problem.

@it_unprofession You gotta look at it as a sick game. Stare right back at the kid, select "custom tip" and as you enter 0% speak the letters loudly and slowly Z E R O. Then smile and say "Have a wonderful day" in the sweetest way possible. Use super sweet kindness as a weapon.

@realBAlpha @RadioGenoa Shut the fuck up you low IQ dipshit

@RadioGenoa Not sure what you are speechless about. The US abandoned Italy by initiating a war for Israel (which damages Italian interests). Meloni is simply drawing the unavoidable conclusion that Italy has nothing to gain from sucking it up to the US. Grow up.

We are truly speechless.

@DefiantLs Not to worry. Her pimp will have her turning tricks and earning 24-7-365

Jasmine Crockett: "If I wanna be in the House, I'll absolutely be in the House. Okay?" How did that work out?

@mrwtffacts If only he were an illegal alien who did this. Then a liberal judge would have let him walk with only a warning and even buy him lunch.

In 2014, Texas, Ronald Lee Haskell disguised himself in a FedEx uniform and walked into his ex-wife's sister's home. Enraged by his divorce, he tied up his ex wife's sister, her husband & four kids (ages 4-13). He executed them all one by one. The couple’s fifth child, 15-year-old Cassidy Stay, was also shot in the head, but the bullet grazed her skull. She played dead in a pool of blood, too scared to even breathe. Ronald left to murder her grandparents next. Cassidy crawled to the phone with broken fingers while bleeding out. She calmly told 911: "He's heading to kill my grandparents right now!" Police halted Ronald on route. He was arrested and charged with 6 counts of capital murder. In 2019, he was sentenced to death.

@creepydotorg A Golden Retriever. Nobody or nothing else.

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@NickKao13 @jameszimmermann Yes. Because how would hundreds/thousands of years of knowledge, experience, and tradition in using a conductor outweigh your brilliant take on the subject? LOL!!

@jameszimmermann Never really understood the point of a conductor, especially when most of the orchestra always seem to be looking at the sheet music.

Horrible seeing Elina Vähälä’s $1-million Guadagnini violin get knocked out of her hands by conductor Matthew Halls. Halls was fired by the Oregon Bach Festival in 2017 for "alleged discrimination against women and a person of color", maybe a second chance for him was a bad idea.

@LTominack @REMASCULATE Best. Comment.

@REMASCULATE She turned into JoJo from Jerz

What the hell happened to Stormy Daniels? What causes THAT?

@TheGhostofPA @REMASCULATE That and the miles of cock she's ridden and buckets of semen she's seallowed.

@REMASCULATE Gluten, it’s always the gluten 🤨

Lansing — Jill Fargo, 41, says she is embracing a “fresh start” after being hired at a local Domino’s Pizza, following eight years in prison. Fargo, who was released earlier this year, said she is excited to once again be part of a fast-paced environment where orders come in hot, expectations are immediate, and nobody asks too many personal questions as long as the pizza shows up on time. “I’ve spent enough time behind bars,” Fargo said, adjusting her new Domino’s visor. “Now I’m just happy to be behind a counter handing out slices instead.” Store managers say Fargo has quickly adapted to the position, particularly the “sense of urgency and repetitive task execution,” noting she has already mastered the art of the perfect pepperoni placement. Fargo says her goal is simple: “Keep busy, stay positive, and always remember to obey the law!”

@lippyent Bones!!! Get me a Viagra IV drip, STAT.

Caption this! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@TrungTPhan Is that the episode where Julie and Vicki had their portholes flooded with seamen?

shoutout to Gary Larson for literally calling this in The Far Side in 1987 (!!!)

@TrungTPhan Is that the episode where Julie and Vicki had their portholes flooded with seamen?

@TrungTPhan Is that the episode where Julie and Vicki had their portholes flooded with seamen?

@nypost Only knowing Rapinoe and not having an inkling about the other, I'd wager everything that Rapinoe was the problem.

Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe announce they're splitting up trib.al/hjDyiKZ

@OleTimeHardball You guys are looking at it all wrong. What if ....Bill Buckner didn't...

Who is the most “what if” player in MLB history? Drugs, injury, etc. 1. Eric Davis 2. Dwight Gooden 3. Mickey Mantle 4. Mike Trout 5. Don Mattingly 6. Herb Score 7. Sandy Koufax 8. Mark Prior 9. Josh Hamilton 10. Pete Reiser

@RIP7217 @rabbitlover1010 @unlimited_ls A simple Faraday box solves this problem.

@rabbitlover1010 @unlimited_ls A repeater that picks up the signal from the key fob inside the house and amplifies it to the car. A lot of people keep their keys right inside the front door.

Deputy explains how “teens” targeted gated communities across Central Florida and stole high-end vehicles from driveways and garages

@tmo_melonmaster @EndWokeness As a Chicagoan, allow me to explain- There were enough morons, especially ones rich, white, liberal ones, who are unable to critically think and instead vote with an ideology of virtue signaling.

@EndWokeness As someone watching US politics from the outside, how did this guy get elected in the first place?

Mayor Johnson: Restaurants have "ties with slavery" so we "need reparations"

@Microinteracti1 @EmmanuelMacron @GroutSalima Shut the fuck up to piss head

@EmmanuelMacron @GroutSalima Good to see the adults back. On the other side you have one man, alone, curtains drawn, hasn’t showered in days. Nobody visits. Nobody calls.

Aux côtés de plus de cinquante pays, nous portons une initiative pour la liberté de navigation dans le détroit d’Ormuz.

@STFUabtChicago @Trumpster603 @kaitlancollins LOL!!! You little TDS dick-sucking, fucktard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Trumpster603 @kaitlancollins Who dafuq cares? Fuck Off, hater.

Father Edward Beck: "I think that Catholics are recognizing that, and they're upset by it. Not only Catholics. I hear a lot of people, Jews, Christians, talking to me, saying, 'What is going on with this president? He's gone off the rails with this. And why is he picking the Pope to have this battle with?'"