Harry Torso

@HustleBitch_ Hope the kid likes dolls

Karoline Leavitt, 28, with her 61-year-old husband. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

@chriswarkentin Right?! And if this ass hat was PM we’d be the 51st by now.

Mark Carney isn’t as advertised!

He backed down to save the stock market. He’s lying, there’s been zero talks.

Statement from Donald Trump moments ago. Strikes on Iran's power infrastructure called off as talks progress he says.

@krassenstein It’s not Tuesday though

Trump just TACO’d 12 hours before his deadline to blow up iran‘s energy infrastructure.

Just think…. If Merrick Garland had done his job…. Trump and many around him would be in prison… Kamala would be president… there would be no world war… no crazy tariffs… Ukraine would be free… millions would still have medical and social safety nets…we wouldn’t have a Gestapo rounding up folks… we’d see all the Epstein Files…the world wouldn’t hate us…the moral and ethical fabric of the country wouldn’t be in a gold leafed toilet.

WE should have never abandoned Joe Biden Biden had a competent government that served us He had 1 bad debate and some cowards in the Democratic party abandoned him Kamala Harris would have made a good president but the Nation needed Joe Biden

@sarobertsonca Where has Scott been?

Scott Reid on the risk of meeting with MAGA allies: "Pierre Poilievre's got to be careful that he doesn't look like he's vying for the position of MAGA's most preferred Prime Minister of Canada. Because that ain't going to play with Canadians."

@archer_rs So like Biden did then

The US President who comes after Trump will likely have to spend nearly all his first term repairing the damage that Trump has done to America.

@EdKrassen He’s busy reading the Scranton Times

I miss having a President who had a working brain. Can we have Grandpa Joe back now? We all slept soundly knowing he was looking over us.

@mirtle Everything Donny touches turns to sh*t

Leafs lose again. They fall to 5-13-5 in their last 23 games and have just four regulation wins in their last 26 games. No team has been worse in the NHL in that span.

I don't Give a fuck about your arguments about Left & Right, Wokery, Migration, Trans People, or Poxy Flags. We're *All* Going Fucking Broke, for Israel, Donald fucking Trump & his Billionaire Pedophile Mates, & If this doesn't open your eyes, you are a fucking Fool.

@TheTNHoller And now you go everywhere for the same reaction

HANNITY: “I left NYC because I would walk into restaurants and see disdain and disgust on people’s faces just because I was in the room.”

@DisavowTrump20 And now look at him

They called him “Sleepy Joe” because you could sleep at night when he was President.

75% of Americans say Joe Biden was by far a better president than Trump. America truly misses Biden.

@colin_gladman Since 2016

I voted for: - no wars - less taxes - less inflation - less government - release of Epstein files - DOGE cleaning up wasteful spending This administration has been and continues to be a complete and utter failure.

Monday - Send more troops Tuesday - Say we’re ending war Wednesday - Send more troops Thursday - Say ending war Friday - Send more troops Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf

@CBSNews Yo Donny! It’s not like Melania’s legs!

President Trump said on Friday that he believes the Strait of Hormuz will "open itself." The president also said he believes the U.S. has already won the war with Iran. "From a military standpoint, they're finished," he told reporters as he departed the White House.

@alon_mizrahi Get ready for the sequel: Saving Ryan’s privates

Here is my prediction for an attempted ground invastion by the US: No American soldier will survive this adventure alive, and 80-90% of them will die at sea before they can even prepare to disembark. Donald Trump is sending thousands of Americans to a guaranteed suicide mission to please his AIPAC overlords. None of them will survive this. That's it

Every day I watch the chaos in this country and think about how many people got it completely wrong on Joe Biden, especially Democrats and the media. Democrats turned on him and bought into a manufactured narrative, while the press trashed stability, mocked experience, and helped normalize a convicted felon… and now act like none of it happened. A lot of people owe him an apology. Anyone else feel this anger? 🤷