Sandeep K. Goyal

It sounds fake, but it’s real: You can fit every planet in our solar system—Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune—in the space b/w Earth and the Moon. That gap is ~384,400 km. All planetary diameters combined? ~380,000 km. #SpaceFacts #Astronomy #DidYouKnow

An update: they found me at the airport and returned me the money that I paid.

Today at Blore airport T2 terminal I ordered a cappuccino at the @HardRock cafe. I paid 240 rs and then they gave me s*it of a coffee. No coffee, no froth and no respect. The server said these bubbles on the top is the froth. I left the coffee cup on his counter.

Reality doesn’t argue. It just hits. Harder than a block of bricks. #WishDumb

#QFTA2025 crew. @kavitadorai @arvind_iiserm @arijitb4u @harzi_sam @Harpreetsb89 @Jaxy_Quantum @krishna_shende @Maitreyee0220

The 3rd International Conference on Quantum Foundations, Technology and Applications QFTA 2025 has started today at IISER Mohali. Stay tuned: http://210.212.36.85/QFTA25/ @IiserMohali @ProfAnilKumarT1 @kavitadorai @arvind_iiserm @harzi_sam @Harpreetsb89 #quantum #qcqi

If we ever make an Indian version of Better Call Saul, it should be called “Bhai Ko Call Kar.” And there’s only one man who can pull off the perfect desi Saul Goodman — Pankaj Tripathi. Calm, clever, crooked — all in one phone call. #BetterCallSaul

My air purifier nowadays...

🎉 Congratulations to DPS faculties K. Lochan (@KinjalkLochan) & S.K. Goyal (@harzi_sam) on their collaborative work appearing in PRL, with DPS PhD scholar A. Deswal & alumnus N. Arya (@Stockholm_Uni) as lead authors! 👏 🔗 tinyurl.com/DPS-PRL-25 @IiserMohali @ANRFIndia 1/2

Interestingly, for the first time in human history we know exactly who the thieves are and we (@amazonIN ) is not taking any action.

I strongly believe that both times there were no laptops in those packages. If we had accepted them and given the OTP we would have lost a lot of money.

@amazonIN my laptop order got returned twice. Both times because of the delivery guy’s suspicious behavior

Happy Diwali

Sounds like the comments from referee 2.

@curiosityonx It seems that the video/photo was taken from inside the atmosphere of Pluto. Is that the case or I misinterpreted something?

Ice Mountains of Pluto as seen from New Horizon spacecraft.

@BarakShoshany I did not see that coming. I am sure so did you.

I am on fire today *(I ate spicy 🔥 Andhra biryani today, every body part is on fire)*

@divbyzero I was about to say confetti. I guess I got the dimension wrong

What do you get if you cut a Möbius band with these crazy 10-bladed scissors (that make five cuts)? Result in the next tweet.