Handbra Fails

One more from brownbunny212 you say? Okay here’s another. Strong contractions, minor squirting, a queef to mark the end of the orgasm and some post-nut wipe down

Such sweet little moans while she cums

Anorexic nip slip? 😳

@K__Med @devolverdigital

Damn, @devolverdigital is standing on business regarding Anita Sarkeesian.

@BikeMan Now THAT sounds like a killer soundtrack

As someone that was a teenager in the 90’s I’m struggling to understand the music choices in Mixtape. None of it is what we listened to in Suburbia. No Sublime, 311, Pearl Jam, Aerosmith (good god so much Aerosmith in the 90’s), Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Beck.

It would be completely different if some of these reviewers said this is an INCREDIBLY niche, minimally interactive story and recommend it only for those people to whom the storyline resonates. But they’re unanimously giving this perfect scores and recommend it for everyone. It’s CLEARLY not for everyone One podcast review had three men, one of whom stated that he didn’t get the vibe but still recommends the game for everyone The wagons are circled and no one in game journalism gives the least hint that this is not universally appealing

These are opening credits, on rails with 2 button prompts. Almost nothing to engage with as a player. 10/10 GOTY

@lunarleahhhhh @underlines17 Do you understand disproportionality?

@underlines17 “Usually”? It’s never been the other way around

@DreamLeaf5 We’ll move on when she’s gone. Until then, it’s entirely relevant to bitch about her involvement in anything in 2026

IT’S FUCKING 2026 Y’ALL NEED TO MOVE ON

@JaeGamez I guess“humour” means something different in the UK. Here in the states it means “that which is intended to induce laughter or amusement” Seeing as this induced neither laughter or amusement, it must mean something different there … or you’re just pole glazing a shit “game”

It’s so rare for a videogame or any piece of media to nail this kind of humour without coming across as forced and/or cringy. Mixtape makes it look so effortless and natural, I’ve had so many genuine laugh-out-loud moments 🤣

@nuhre_ Finally, a review I trust

After 2 hours and 20 minutes, I finished Mixtape and I fucking hated it. Thanks. And I’m using the term “game” extremely loosely here, because this is barely a game and honestly shouldn’t even qualify as one. You can feel that the people behind it are 40-year-olds still coping with being bullied in high school by living vicariously through these characters. It’s basically one of those interactive movies you’d get in a cereal box and “play” with your TV remote. The “gameplay” mostly consists of pushing the left stick forward or holding W. That’s it. There are QTEs, except they’re not quick, not timed, and barely even events. They’re just random optional button prompts thrown in to make it feel more “gamey” than it actually is. And the writing is fucking abysmal. Not because the characters are teens and therefore inherently cringe, but because you can tell it’s written by middle-aged people cosplaying as teenagers who think being obnoxious and a public nuisance is somehow “rad.” I’d say it was painful to play, but that would imply I actually played something. It was painful to watch. This should’ve been a low-budget animated movie five people watched once on a streaming service and immediately forgot about. “10s across the board” and “GOTY,” my ass. If you genuinely think this thing belongs in the same category as actual games, you’re delusional. You probably also think CoComelon is peak entertainment. The only redeeming quality is the soundtrack, and that’s because 99% of the music was made by actual talented artists and bands instead of the people responsible for this disaster. The writing sucked. The animation sucked. The story barely made sense. The characters were insufferable, and I didn’t care about a single one of them, except Slater, because he’s literally just my fiancé.

Curly haired cutie thanks her boyfriend for always driving 💦👅

@GlobalBoxOffice Buahaha

THE ODYSSEY by Christopher Nolan to have Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy and Elliot Page playing Achilles. Source: ign.com/articles/the-o…

@tokyosdaughter Mortal Kombat got a BBL (bald black lesbian)?

No one wants to watch Mortal Kombat II to be indoctrinated with progressive degenerate ideologies!

@Mericamemed Wow! What a cunt!

Nose ring theory remains undefeated

Cute little rubs make a cute little orgasm ☺️

@PolishTamales My god! Concord was almost two years ago already?!

🤡 The Concordian Timeline! 🤡 Sony sustains a massive $765 Million loss over Bungie as Marathon continues to fail! While the internet gathers to watch the spectacular train wreck on SteamDB, player counts for both Destiny 2 and Marathon keep collapsing. Can Bungie survive?

@BAFTAGames This is legitimately f’ing retarded. Masterpiece my ass. Game journos absolutely rimming the developer of this trash

Playing the kissing section of Mixtape like it's Mortal Kombat

@shinobi602 The highest rate bomb of all time?

Mixtape | Reviews 10 - IGN 10 - VGC 10 - CGM 10 - DayOne 10 - WellPlayed 10 - Xbox Tavern 10 - TheSixthAxis 10 - GamingTrend 10 - DualShockers 9 - PSLS 9 - Retcon 9 - Gamespot 9 - Push Square 9 - MonsterVine 9 - Nintendo Life 9 - GameReactor 9 - Game Informer MC: 88 OC: 94

@RicoDontMiss “Yo is that a man?” Oh honey, they’re not asking this because you got aggressive

SA legend Nina Lin went on a rant about male Twitch streamers being disrespectful to women in the space 😐

@jeffrubenstein Wipe your chin bro. There’s a little cum dripping off it Blowing things up by flipping it off probably goes super hard if you never experienced puberty because of blockers

Mixtape is a truly special game, like a playable High Fidelity or maybe a 90s John Hughes movie. Still thinking about it days later. Also you can blow things up by flipping them off -Go play it! (It’s on Game Pass, too)

@YorchTorchGames @NoddaNobody Roflmao… date of last vaccination too

@NoddaNobody You’re talking about embarrassment, yet you prominently display pronouns in your bio.

this is possibly the most braindead "controversy" of all time lmao, gamers are an embarrassment