Hassan Schroeder ☸ he/him

Super interesting talk at #codeBEAM by @bellmar on formal proofs and reasoning about complex systems @elixirlang

Got a great overview of TimescaleDB from @davydog187 this morning - looking forward to playing a bit! #CodeBEAM @elixirlang

Awesome talk on @NervesProject and animatronics by @flora_louise at #CodeBEAM @elixirlang

I was so totally pumped after #CodeBEAM 2018 in SF - looking forward to tomorrow in Mountain View!

@laurenancona Maybe cognoa.com could expedite getting a local eval?

@SfwGreg s’okay, I’ll try from computer tomorrow.

@hassan If you want to go ahead and put it though I can cancel the sub and automatically refund you but haven’t had anyone encounter this issue yet! Can’t seem to recreate it. Sorry!

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@SfwGreg I don’t know how to get back to it since my twitter stream has moved on. But there’s nothing to see - nothing happens when I press delete. And I went back and found the one time order but now they’re both in my cart. Sorry.

@hassan Can you show me a screen grab of your trying to delete it from your cart? I’ll have our developers take a look if there’s something wrong! There’s an option for a one time purchase.

@AmandaSmithSays You have my vote

@Aliafonzy43 My first wife was hospitalized for 2 months when kids were 2 and 4. I had a full time job and was going to night school 4 evenings a week. I shuttled the kids between sitters and preschool, did carpool duty, made lunches/did laundry when I got home at 10:00.

Curious to see: Cis men with partners and kids: Do you help clean ? Do you know relevant information about your own kid if asked when your partner isn’t around? I want to see something.

@nicoleperlroth Cute hospital top, though 😁

@CitrineGlitter @jackthetastic1 @Maladroithe Sorry, no. Other than 2 baths/1 car that was my life in 1959 and my father was a low-level office worker supporting a middle-class lifestyle.

I’m not linking to the TikTok or giving views to the creators but the idea that 1950s housewives led happy, fulfilled lives is so thoroughly ahistorical it’s almost shocking. 16 mil+ women were prescribed sedatives and barbiturates for anxiety and depression during that period.

@rikarends @kenwheeler I disagree that it’s “better than nothing” - it actively excludes good people whose ability to contribute isn’t measured by it, and enables people who can solve algorithms but don’t work well in a fluid team environment.

@kenwheeler Yea for sure, i'm not saying this is the best way to do it. It's just a way companies seem to. And it's better than nothing at all.

“So it says here you’ve maintained steady employment for 15 years as senior software engineer. Alright cool, we’re just gonna have you solve some algorithm stuff that you, and honesty we, have never actually used at work”

@KevinCotoDev @elixirlang start with hexdocs.pm/nx/Nx.html

@KSekouM @courtneymilan “Add more dog” - words to live by 🐕

"We love the dog. Add more dog. I'm like you don't understand, we can't. We are using every usable frame of this dog. There's not one extra frame that had the dog doing what it's supposed to do. But she was awesome." i am wheezing

@Adron Green, but what would you expect from an old hippy? 😀

@hacks4pancakes Yeah, that whole “dress for the job you want” thing gets a lot of lip service but walk into the office in a neoprene wetsuit and swim fins and it’s all “oh no not like that”

“Uhhhh Lesley what are you wearing to this meeting?” “What? Dress for the job you want!” “What… job do you want?” “Mall goth”

@JUNIUS_64 Please see a doctor. Escalating nosebleeds led me to the Stanford ER and a blood cancer diagnosis. And by that time I’d incurred heart damage. Don’t wait.

4 nosebleeds in 3 days each one heavier than the last aaaaa

@AZagence Wrong person, dude

@Hassan Thank you for following me!!

@thelaceylondon Can I get some service here?

In six words or fewer, write a short story about this photo... #amwriting #sixwordstory