wayward witch

Today I learned that while I am allowed to be angry and to express myself how ever I like, it’s tiring and hurts my heart. I’m going back to blocking and looking at cat pictures.

@BigRadMachine Thinking is also banned!

Comedy is illegal again :/

@PsychJustKillin @phillyhighh @Cernovich @elonmusk And everyone who is @DevinNunesCow RUN COW!!!!

@phillyhighh @Cernovich @elonmusk Damn, next theyre gonna start arresting elvis impressionists

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

@Whitey_Blunder @elfanatic @mishacollins @elonmusk But. I could spend a whole eight dollars and become legitimate!!!!

@elfanatic @mishacollins @elonmusk Agreed. So maybe don’t just give those out to anyone and make it harder to add a fake one?

@lacuchinaNZ A state of significantly less worry and anxiety. Still gonna have depression though

A state of happiness.

@DingoResearch Look at the teeny little legs!!!!!

Baby blue-tongued lizard… a great reason to keep your #cat inside at all times, pls.

@JennyENicholson Wait.. . Are you saying I can get my dedicated pigeon prize twitter account continually bumped to the top of every post!??? What madness is this!!

Anyone who pays $8 to get a blue check will now have their replies bumped to the top of everything? I mean I feel like this entire thread was just typed stream of consciousness as he was thinking it but come on it's so immediately obvious how that'll make user experience worse

Couldn’t think of anything scarier than all six mass extinction events at once

@WaldoButtersDF @HarriedWizard @semperservusdei @WeDontSparkle @IntellectSpirit You are I are both well aware that a wizards staff has a knob on the end...

@hatter_designs @HarriedWizard @semperservusdei @WeDontSparkle @IntellectSpirit Is this a how long is my staff vs how we swing it... ahem lightsaber

@WaldoButtersDF do you know if @HarriedWizard and @semperservusdei are aware that they've been immortalised as dad bards? #DadJokes

@Glacierwulf @HarriedWizard @deborahblake Ill cover the steak sandwich

@HarriedWizard @deborahblake I’ll buy the second one for you.

Tomorrow’s Halloween. Start of Samhain. Eve of Dia de los Muertos. If you guys think I’m not seriously fucked, you haven’t paid attention to my casefiles.

@WaldoButtersDF @HarriedWizard @semperservusdei @WeDontSparkle @IntellectSpirit Are we playing the "phrasing" game... Should I have come better prepared?

@hatter_designs @HarriedWizard @semperservusdei @WeDontSparkle @IntellectSpirit Think he already snuck a backdoor spell to all the porn. 🤣

@WhySharksMatter No flash fish photos?

@DingoResearch @hpmilne Is the quoll ok!?

#feralcat vs #quoll @hpmilne just found this in our #cameratrapping data

@Judy_Dunlop Im hoping to vend in Perth next year with some wildlife feeding teats. Im going to run a fun light hearted competition for people to see how far they can "yeet the teat" with a prize. Perhaps something like ferret legging, but with quolls would be light-hearted shenanigans?

hey folks. I'm organising a 2 day #conference in the biology world next yr. what were some of your favourite touches people have put in conference schedules/at the venue to make them more awesome? thanks :)

@Judy_Dunlop Just because they want to kill you, doesn't mean they can. Eg: not my photo, but the planigale would smite you if able.

intrigued by all the "in Australia everything wants to kill you" replies, esp from America, where you are way more likely to die

send help

One of Australia's 60+ native rodents, this is the spinifex hopping mouse. It lives in spinifex country and... well. as you can see Aussies are pretty literal when it comes to naming things #WildOz #quollpatrol

@WhySharksMatter Do you have marine photography tips??

@EllieRod8 Shes not helped by the tilting of her head and sitting with one shoulder much higher. It elongates the features and makes the chin issue more prominent. Must be uncomfortable

WTF is with the pouting! Wow shes outside guys! The filter doesn’t seem to work as well She says “ I’m outside on my patio” whilst pulling faces and pouring so weird! So cringe!!

@WhySharksMatter @DrAlistairDove I want.... to be able to observe great white sharks in the wild... Way better than a shrubbery... Ni!!

@WaldoButtersDF @HarriedWizard @semperservusdei @WeDontSparkle @IntellectSpirit ... Bob plus gaming could be fun.. just keep him away from the internet Imagine the absolute chao..... actually.. introduce Bob to the internet #GoddessofChaos

@hatter_designs @HarriedWizard @semperservusdei @WeDontSparkle @IntellectSpirit But... Though there's radio Bob, have been considering creating a RPG SIM for @IntellectSpirit so he can join us gaming. Like a Max Headroom but better.

@TheNattyNatNat ... I know im far away, but if you need a support Nicole I am avaliable to call other people in your company and quack at them. Or explain why they are breaching HR rules etc.. your choice really