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I tweet so I can look back on it.

@Chizzy_ace @dammiedammie35 Damn sorry about that, maybe it’s time to visit their office. I hope I don’t experience this 🥲

@dammiedammie35 As I read this I’m on call waiting after my Fibre x has refused to give any signal for 7 straight days. That’s 7 out of 17 days since installation. I’ve sent messages on x, WhatsApp support, emails and endless calls on customer care yet, nothing is being done.

Man stormed an MTN office after his 150GB one month unlimited plan got exhausted in just 6 days and they couldn’t even give any reasonable explanation!!! This is what we all need to do!!! The way data plans disappears lately is ins@ne💔💔

@JohnnyCage88695 @SavvyRinu Omo, I almost chop him slap that year too (around 2018) him wan even jam my bike man before we stop 🤦🏽‍♂️

@SavvyRinu The funny part is the guy is a student oo , this same mam slap my friend for standing up to his rights 😂😂😂😂

VIDEO: Nigerian police officer threatens to shoot a suspect already tied. This was in 2020. Mene’s case is not new. #EndPoliceBrutality

@Unabombaar He is a Free Man 😂

Single men don’t actually view themselves as single.

@Donjaytrix001 @EhizG @KennyOd541 😂

@EhizG @KennyOd541 you will give me half?

E no go better for every fat girl out there 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@TheTrenchBoy1 @guzu_p 😂

@guzu_p No wonder he begin dey plait hair wey go be like dread. Ikotun J Cole 😂

She was asking for a threesome and since she couldn't get it because J Cole doesn't rate her on a normal day, she had to settle for making him the center in her marriage. She had to make Adekunle Gold accept him as her imaginary husband, made him love his songs and also made J Cole album become the regular playlist in their car. She even knows his lyrics more than she can ever know her husband's lyrics. Bro settled for a woman whose body was with him but her mind with another man. Adekunle Gold knew he was an option and he accepted it because he's a loser with low self-esteem. After decades of hardwork, he chose to be a retirement plan of a bed to bed midfielder. At the end of the day, he's not a victim. The embarrassment he's getting today, he brought it upon himself. He accepted the love he believed he deserved. The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

@Boym4n4ger @s4wmfr True talk

@NightProtocol72 @engrICO2015 Victim? 🌚

@engrICO2015 Omo I was a victim ooo , ladies will come to charge only to end up staying 1 week 😂🤣 steady OPUEH Dey follow sha . People serious and main babe no Dey use eye see fine apartment

Guys try make money 🤑💰 E get as your house go fine reach ...nah babe go dey beg to sleep over .. U will talk less and she will do the whole talking !!

@bigffave @Mayo6Tee @OsjSir 💯

@Mayo6Tee @OsjSir comparing wiz with david made me felt cringe after the whole comparison with fela i don’t think david has the right to be compared to wiz anymore.

For Long the pattern has been clear: But for now lets start From 2024, Wizkid moves first, culture reacts, Davido responds, noise follows, but results don’t stick. Wizkid dropped POMH and shattered records across multiple countries. Davido answered with Awuke loud online, no charts. Wizkid followed with Kese; Davido countered with Funds. Neither Funds nor Awuke landed, so both were farmed while his album stalled, leading to visible Spotify deductions that raised questions about authenticity. Wizkid then released Morayo, featuring French artists and Asake. The album delivered global numbers and real impact. Davido attempted to counter with French collaborations and an Omah Lay feature, but the numbers didn’t show. A sudden spike in UK streams — jumping millions overnight — triggered massive deductions, reportedly costing him over 18 million streams, with more expected. When Wizkid cancelled his tour for undisclosed reasons, Davido rushed into touring — booking lower or ground levels of major venues, seemingly more focused on avoiding cancellation backlash than creating a moment. Wizkid did 17 features last year, mostly with DJ Tunez, each intentional. Davido responded with 19 features and for the first time he added his DJ in the mix lol 😂,only one crossed 10M streams. Wizkid released a documentary, Davido immediately began talking about one. Wizkid appeared at Paris Fashion Week; Davido followed. Wizkid announced the GOAT Experience ,But not before Davido caught wind and announce a free Nigerian tour as counter. After Wizkid and Asake announced their joint EP, Davido went on interviews to announce a joint project with Chris Brown. When Wizkid and Asake used Apple Music to formally roll out their collaboration, Davido quickly appeared in a studio session with Omah Lay. Now, with Wizkid and Asake expected to announce a joint tour, it wouldn’t be surprising if Davido attempts to convince Omah Lay to tour with him. If that fails, watch for a orchestral Show 2026 similar to Wizkid’s Hollywood Bowl orchestra show. The Difference is simple.. Wizkid creates moments. Davido reacts to them. One shapes the culture ,the other chases it. If Wiz was a Woman, he would have married him long time ago.

@bookaaah @PH_Socials Guyy 😂

@PH_Socials If they told him to stop that time.. he wouldn’t have stopped. He will even beat you😂 Now he is speaking in a language that he doesn’t understand.

"I regretted all the years I took supplements and creatine. They are all chemicals" ~Nigerian man narrates how supplements intake almost dêstroyed his life

@osgreeny @xdownloaderbot download this

Titties❤️ #Wataaa #chudai #titties #NurseYahwehViralVideo

@IpedeB @NationalGridNg Constant supply of electricity 😹

@NationalGridNg "A winter powerful storm" What collapses our own grid?

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@SusieM414141 Partially formed Demo-Dog

I’m sorry but I believe that’s a chupacabra. 👀

@Choolgame1 @effxzzzyy Guy 😂

@effxzzzyy Make I go wash my pata, I never wash am since last year

you should watch this if you’re a guy 😂😂

Let’s go again 🫩

@HereforVK18 @creepydotorg Real 😂

I know exactly why they didn’t choose Nancy for this shot, but I can’t prove it…

@_MessiRules 😂

When two thieves meet 😆😂

@iraseorita Now you see me, now you don’t 😊

This is how ninjas eat fried chicken on a disappointing blind date. 🥷🍗

@everymovieplug Hmm, you sure? I think Suits wins!

Game of Thrones delivers dialogue like no other series.

hmm

Let’s go #ChatGPTAtlas