Haychfever

@AmazonHelp The “specialists,” who won’t actually fucking talk to me?

@haychfever As we don't have account access via social media, please continue to work with the Account Specialist on the link that was previously provided, thanks. -Kara

@amazon refuses to take accountability for THEIR employees/contractors not doing their jobs properly. Delivering things where a disabled customer cannot access them, and then punishing the customer for that, is discriminatory bullshit. Endless proof has been provided. Crickets.

@AmazonHelp Connect me with a supervisor for the AcCoUnT sPeCiAlIsTs please.

@haychfever Thank you for clarifying. We recommend working with our Account Specialist team via email, as they're in the best position and have the tools equipped to assist. Be sure to check the (spam/junk) folder for correspondence! At times our messages are routed there. -Mazen

@traciethoms The hell you have! Your skin is FLAWLESS. Also, fangirling tf out over here. Joanne’s pieces were what violently yeeted me into musical theatre. Appreciate your artistry more than words can describe. 🥹🩵

@haychfever This is the sweetest call-out ever. But I’ve SO aged. And that’s fine…we’re supposed to! But you’re nice. And apparently blind. 😂😘😊

@traciethoms you are so beautiful and it’s actually pretty rude of you to not age a single bit in the last 20 years. 🥲🩵 my crows feet keep whispering statements of envy

@AmazonHelp I have called. And called and called and emailed and called and emailed. Unless I can actually speak to someone in the “ofm,” department, I don’t see that being helpful.

Thank you for clarifying. We don't have access to accounts via social media, but we'd like to help. When you have a moment, please call the phone number that appears when you select “my password isn't working” here: amzn.to/NASkipLogin, and we'll be happy to look into this further with you! -Ahmed

@AmazonHelp Yes, I’ve heard from the dipshit “specialists.” They have repeatedly failed to explain, beyond a canned response, why I’m being held responsible for what is categorically an internal issue.

Thank you for clarifying, and we're sorry to hear about that you can't use your account. We're here to help. To clarify, have you received an email from our Account Specialists? If not, please check your spam/junk folder in case our response was routed there by mistake. You can also check out the following link to learn more about how to regain access to your account: amzn.to/4oXV0uz. If you need any further assistance resolving this issue, please don't hesitate to let us know! Your satisfaction means everything to us. -Ahmed

@AmazonHelp It has been escalated. Repeatedly. I’ve sent y’all messages. I’ve emailed. I’ve called. Now I can’t use my goddamn account because of YOUR internal issues.

@haychfever Hello. We're sorry to hear of this delivery experience, and we'd like to escalate it for you. Please send us a direct message using the link below for us to look into this and help you further. Kindly don't share any personal or account information when you message us. -Noor twitter.com/messages/compo…

@DarkWebInformer Can someone wipe out my debt? It’s not a lot but it would help a FUCKLOAD 🥲😂

‼️🇨🇦 A threat actor claims to have breached Loblaw, Canada's largest food and pharmacy retailer, threatening to publicly leak all data if the company does not respond by March 19th. The allegedly exfiltrated data includes 75.1M Salesforce customer PII records, 724.9M Shoppers Drug Mart Hybris rows with payment info and credit card details, 129.9M pharmacy fill request records with prescription numbers and patient IDs, 120.4M e-commerce fraud-feed records, 20.2M Delivery Ops Portal rows, 3,014 GitLab projects with full source code, 19.3M Oracle IDCS user identity records, and 55.3M SFMC marketing/email records across 673 tables. The threat actor accuses Loblaw of downplaying the breach and invites media organizations to verify the data's authenticity.

@colmmacc I’d love to speak with you regarding how disabled customers are treated by Amazon. Let’s find a meaningful solution that helps everyone.

@Werner does Amazon hate disabled people or????

@ajassy I would like to speak with you regarding how disabled customers are treated by Amazon.

@amazon how the fuck is it acceptable to leave deliveries where disabled customers cannot get to them, TWICE IN ONE DAY, and then make them wait for a resolution? And to then flag that customer’s account FOR YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?

@McDonalds hey can I have a case (or whatever) of the pickle mcshaker crack please? I HOARDED it last year and I’m very upset that @McDonaldsCanada has betrayed me this Christmas. Bah humbug and shit.

@McDonaldsCanada WHERES THE PICKLE POWDER, SCROOGES

@haychfever The Grinchiest Meal includes a choice of Big Mac, 10 pc McNuggets, McVeggie, Spicy McVeggie, McChicken, or Habanero McChicken, along with Who-Hash Bites (Potato Bites), a medium fountain drink, and a pair of MISMATCHED GRINCH SOCKS.

@McDonaldsCanada where’s the grinch pickle powder, Christmas ruiners? 😤

@marissabode you have such a beautiful voice! I truly hope to hear more from you. 🎶🩵

@karolineleavitt it’s awfully bold of you to call literally anything disrespectful when you don’t respect your nation’s children enough to fucking enact change that will save their lives. Hillbilly ass bitch.

🚨PSA: I’m wearing the sundress again!!! If you’re an economist who doesn’t want to tank your career, tread carefully!!!!!!!

@JasonKelce I’m really glad that through my Swiftieism, I’ve gotten to know a bit about you, your brother and your family. You and Kylie are so fucking funny. 🩵