HayZeusBehemoth

32 posts

HayZeusBehemoth

HayZeusBehemoth

@hayzeusbehemoth

Katılım Temmuz 2025
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The Reverend Doctor Nick
The Reverend Doctor Nick@wizardofcause·
@Chadonlychad @SirJeremyLondon Do you know what happens if he can't get that fence post in on time? I don't. He doesn't either. That's why he's training for when/if it becomes an issue. Take the long view, right? Then, he tells the ocean how great his favorite novel is. Win win win.
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HayZeusBehemoth
HayZeusBehemoth@hayzeusbehemoth·
@wizardofcause I accept this challenge. Come tango in the philosophy of the enlightened. Russell will not be there
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The Reverend Doctor Nick
The Reverend Doctor Nick@wizardofcause·
@hayzeusbehemoth I an ordained minister and Doctor of Metaphysics. Your fantasies and story books will only lead me to ask "but why and what does that mean?"
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Trevor Official
Trevor Official@TrevorOfficialR·
Can I PLEASE see some boobs bro…
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august
august@regularaugust·
Film Twitter people love to say “this movie radiates a deep evil” and the movie is something like Hall Pass (2011)
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Hans
Hans@hansvshans·
if youre over 30 years old and use the term "chud kino" you should swallow a bottle of pills
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I raped George Floyd
I raped George Floyd@jorgefloyd42·
All my active mutuals are getting suspended for gooning too close to the sun
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mlh
mlh@thecreator_mlh·
A car crashed into me. If I had taken my foot off the gas, the weight from the car would’ve flipped the car over. But I kept on driving, being able to take control and park it before I would’ve gotten ran over. Sure it was a shit merge, but in this fight or flight I lived.
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Kelby Losack
Kelby Losack@KelbyLosackBRB·
Rapping for the first time in years.
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HayZeusBehemoth
HayZeusBehemoth@hayzeusbehemoth·
@MJMcKean "I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change! You're Drooling Chud! And Drooling Chud I can handle just fine, but Drooling Chud without love is like a chimp with a machine gun!
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Eggy
Eggy@2eggwhite·
Making something of myself and learning how to become a hibachi chef #EverydayWeEatGood
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HayZeusBehemoth
HayZeusBehemoth@hayzeusbehemoth·
@guruaskew @Deathcheat6 Part of the reason you don’t even have 100 followers after 16 years on here is dogshit replies like this. & I know what you’re gonna say, but the difference here is I don't even try to get followers lol. I’m not pinning a Dean Cain reply or anything. I do it for love of the game
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Bilge
Bilge@guruaskew·
@Deathcheat6 Part of the reason you don’t even have 1000 followers after 7 years on here is dogshit takes like this. & I know what you’re gonna say, but the difference here is I don’t even try to get followers lol. I’m not promoting a YouTube or anything. I do it for love of the game
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Punished Venom Deat
Punished Venom Deat@Deathcheat6·
Part of the reason Superman ‘25 doesn’t work for in comparison to Raimi’s Spiderman movies is that it comes off as a cynical man putting on a fake hopeful face. “Kindness is the new punk rock” doesn’t mean anything, It’s a marketable catchphrase.
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