Hazel

@nickykylegarden Marvellous!

OUR SWALLOWS ARE BACK!💚Cried for joy when I saw them! These iconic #birds have flown 6000 miles to return to where they were born - bringing #hope and #summer on their wings. Can't wait for them to fly in to say hello again. From now on my back door will be open until they leave

@Kristinartz @jemmm85517813 We had a peg (hook) no lockers.

Serious question for the 60s generation — did your school have a cloakroom where you hung your coat next to everyone else's, no locks, nothing stolen?

@CamillaTominey @Fox_Claire This fool needs to see a dentist and quick!

I often post my interviews with a 🤯 but this one deserves several 🤯🤯🤯

@rebecca_morgan Have you thought about taking it on?

@hazelmarx They are. I don’t feel like this one should have. He’s had the lease for a year. 9 beautiful hotel rooms he could have been letting out. Just got around to doing the website now, a year later 🙄

So, a sad thing happened today. The pub I have been cheffing at is closing its doors on Tuesday. Gutted for the owner and the locals, and was a wee bit gutted for myself. However, one of the locals (who is rather well-to-do) has offered me a private chef job. Silver linings….

@London_W4 You are living the dream!

Mornin’. Lying here in bed in my shepherd’s hut in the English countryside and since before sunrise, I’ve just laid here listening to the birds singing. Now, there’s the sound of cows mooing. Off to be milked I’m guessing. The bed folds down out of the wall. I don’t know why, but it made me feel like a child again. A proper adventure. I’m loving it

@Lord_Talbot64 Has she got the dreaded monkey pox?!

Does anyone know if a study has been conducted to see if brightly coloured hair dye causes retardation?

@LizKershawDJ Ahh Liz, terribly sad news.

Thank you for all your messages of affection for Our Andtew and kindness today. I’ve lost my best friend

This is worth repeating: I never cared that you were gay until you started shoving it down my throat, and I never cared what color you were until you started blaming me for your problems. I never cared about your political affiliation until you started condemning me for mine. I really never even cared where you were born until you wanted to erase my history and blame my ancestors for your problems. I never even cared if your beliefs were different from mine until you said my beliefs were wrong. But now I care. My patience and tolerance are gone, and I am not alone in feeling like this. There are millions of us who feel like this.

@Jan_Leeming She thinks she’s it and a bit. Not a patch on you!

I do wish Charlene White wouldn’t address the audience as if we were children. She emphasises so many words as one would do when addressing an infant. Have noticed this is a growing habit with several other news reporters.

@KOBCOB2 Oh Pete, sending love x

Latest update from Pete. Let’s send our beloved patriot our love. I’ll forward all messages ❤️

@BarristersHorse @GBullstein Bloody disastrous.

It's been a dodgy, undemocratic circus from start to finish. From Sue Gray, to winter fuel allowance, to inheritance tax, to Chagos, to sugar daddy, Lord Alli, to assisted suicide, abortion law changes, McSweeney & Mandelson, the Chancellor blubbing in parliament. The sacrificial pawns are almost all gone. Please go Prime Minister, you've done so much harm to the country & destroyed your Party in the process. Please just go.

@DerylLynn It’s horribly awful but no mistaking who it is!

Unmistakable

@AdamPollock It’s lovely 🥰

The Northern Ireland housing market is absolutely bleak. Our house has been listed for sale for a month and we have only had one viewing. 3 bedrooms, fully renovated over the last two years, right by the coast, for under £230,000. Anyone want it?

@chrislittlewoo8 Dogs are the best, they really are 💖

I’ve lost my last dog tonight. Gutted. Devastated. I’m not ok. Dogs just destroy you when they have to leave 😢

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

@NeilDotObrien When it’s not your money you’re spending 🤨

In the name of god how do you spend £1,600 on a shower screen

@London_W4 Like the rest of us. No deterrent and no shame.

I feel like a right mug not claiming any benefits. I also pay for my groceries and all other goods before leaving the shop. I might as well have ‘mug’ written across my forehead.

@JChimirie66677 @Olgachristie I have friends in their 60’s and 70’s who are impressed by Polanski and the only policy they disagree with is legalising drugs. Jesus wept 🤯

If you think Britain is struggling now, hold onto something solid. Because the Green Party, currently polling ahead of both Labour and the Conservatives, has published a programme that makes this government's failures look like a golden age of competence and order. Start with immigration. Not controlled immigration. Not managed migration. Open borders. The Greens' own internal documents describe a system that treats every arrival as a citizen in waiting, entitled to NHS access, welfare benefits and the right to vote in all elections, including those who have never achieved settled status. A Panmure Liberum analysis estimates that under Green government, net migration would run at around 900,000 a year, adding 4.4 million people to Britain's population by 2034. Call it what it is. A demographic transformation imposed without consent. Germany provides the evidence of what happens when a government throws open its doors and works out the consequences later. Angela Merkel's open borders decision in 2015 was greeted with the same progressive applause the Greens would generate. According to German government statistics by 2021, asylum seekers made up 2.5 percent of Germany's population but 13.1 percent of all sexual assault suspects. In 2023 there were 761 registered gang rapes, almost two every day, nearly half involving foreign suspects. Knife crimes in North Rhine-Westphalia nearly tripled between 2020 and 2023. Berlin's own police chief stated publicly that violence in the capital was young, male and had a non-German background. The lesson sits there, documented, ignored, while Zack Polanski's party proposes to repeat the experiment at four times the speed, in a country already facing an active Iranian state threat and twenty foiled terrorist plots on British soil. Then there are the other policies. Legalised heroin and crack cocaine. The disestablishment of the Church of England, severing a constitutional settlement that has held for five centuries. A conference that descended into chaos over a motion declaring Zionism a form of racism while party WhatsApp groups contained messages describing Jews as an abomination to this planet. The abolition of immigration detention. Amnesty for every failed asylum seeker. And the scrapping of Prevent, which for all its flaws has kept people alive, at the precise moment MI5 assesses the domestic threat as the most complex it has ever faced. Picture the Britain that emerges from a single Green parliament. A population swollen by four million, the border a memory, detention abolished, Prevent gone, heroin dispensed on the high street, the Church disestablished, campuses already hostile to Jewish students rendered ungovernable, and the IRGC, which this Labour government cannot bring itself to proscribe, operating freely through networks the state has just defunded its ability to monitor. Labour under Starmer is a kakistocracy, paralysed by demography and incapable of naming what it can see. That is dangerous enough. The Green Party is not paralysed. It has a programme, a growing membership of 226,000, a youth wing that is the largest in Europe and a polling trajectory built on a generation of left wing progressives processed through captured institutions who have been taught to call this manifesto enlightenment. It knows exactly what it wants and it is acquiring the means to deliver it. What is happening now will seem like order.

@KTHopkins @ITV @ZARA @pfizer Who would have thunk it?!

A powerful new @ITV documentary: LIFE AFTER #DeadDerek Featuring Kate-Garraway-with the thick-hair in a series of floaty maxi dresses from @ZARA Sponsored by @pfizer. Predicted by Hopkins