Jason Hammond

Death doesn't kill Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris lets Death live.

@bobsagetfanatic @Sportsnet When I was working the Catskills in the 50s, veal was very popular.

@headtale @Sportsnet For the record, I have never been to a comedy club that served veal.

Happy Pride night in Edmonton! 🌈🏒

@elonmusk That’s deep, Holden.

So many phonies, so few who are the real deal

🇲🇽🇨🇺 BREAKING: Mexico will send oil to Cuba. Trump's blockade has fallen. 60 years of embargo. 60 years of trying to starve an island. Now Mexico breaks the siege. Oil shipments. Solidarity. Sovereignty. The US can sanction. Can threaten. Can block. But neighbors help. Neighbors deliver. Neighbors don't forget. Cuba has been alone too long. Mexico just changed that. The blockade isn't gone. But it's cracked. And cracks spread. Mexico sends oil. The world watches. The empire fumes. Solidarity wins. Every time.

@amyklobuchar Sorry but Canadians know donuts and your President has created a "Donut Economy". The rest of the world is reconfiguring to work around the empty hole that is the US with its lack of stability, leadership, and any semblance of a moral compass. #ElbowsUp #HaveAGoodDayEh

Today I met with members of the Canadian Parliament to discuss trade, security, tourism, and more. Canada is our friend and ally and I will always work to maintain our strong relationship. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦

@DonDavies Thanks for being normal. As refreshing in the political arena as a Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day!

I also have Irish in me, like Messrs. Carney and Poilievre. I don’t know about beer foam & politics, but I did go on my first date with my wife (also a wee bit Irish) 42 years ago on St Patrick’s Day. Been together ever since. Luck ‘O The Irish indeed! ☘️☘️☘️

@PierrePoilievre Only you could make a Guinness on St Patrick’s Day into a lame cringe fest.

My St. Patrick’s Day beer with Mark Carney. We need less foam and more beer!

@NiallStanage And yet some people trust him alone in a room with Putin!

Startling moment even by Trump’s standards, egging Speaker Mike Johnson on to talk about GOP Rep. Neal Dunn’s health diagnosis. Johnson hedges a bit and Trump interjects that Dunn was told he’d be dead by June. Johnson: Ok, that wasn’t public.

A.I. Is terrible and useless and…wow, this is perfect!

🚨 BREAKING: Iran didn't respond to US bombs with missiles. They responded with GAME THEORY. And in doing so, they may have just fired the most dangerous shot at the US dollar in 52 years. Here's the move most people completely missed: 🧵 (Read this slowly. Share it widely.)

@WhiteHouse Pedophile says what?

The U.S. military is delivering DEVASTATING power against the Iranian regime. We won't stop until the military objectives are met.

Tristan Jarry has now allowed four or more goals in eight of his 12 starts in Edmonton, including in four straight games. What a disaster of a trade for the Oilers.

Why is 90% of my Xitter feed now: "This guy knows the future, you should follow him", "You're missing out if you don't follow [name]", "This account has insights you won't get anywhere else. Instant follow"-type posts? Something with how the algorithm surfaces accounts?

@WhiteHouse @InsiderGeo Bill Clinton must’ve really spooked Trump with his testimony yesterday. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

President Donald J. Trump on the United States military combat operations in Iran:

@shaunmckee @dstaples @TheCultofHockey Someone on CalgaryPuck called him the GLOAT - Greatest Loser of All-Time. Not a lot of evidence to the contrary in his career. Right now, Connor McDavid is basically what would happen if Marcel Dionne and Pavel Bure had a baby.

@dstaples @TheCultofHockey But is becoming a scary trend. 2015 Erie Otters lost championship game, 2024 SCF Game 7, 2025 SCF game 6 and 2026 Gold Medal Game. 4 biggest games of his career. 4 games played. Combined 0 points in 4 games.

Are we really going to do this? OK then. McDavid in on 10 of Canada's 27 Grade A shots, Celebrini/MacKinnon 8 each. A hook stopped #97 from scoring on his breakaway chance. Overall in Olympics, McD helped create 46 Grade A ES shots, making mistakes on just three against.

@TKACHUKycheese_ Is the Women’s Gold Medal Team in the kitchen?

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@TheTNHoller @SenMullin Every Democrat needed to hold up a #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles sign one after another through Trump's entire speech.

Oklahoma’s @SenMullin fails to swipe Rep. Al Green’s “BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT APES” sign — then Green is escorted out, making sure more Republicans hear about it along the way. #StateOfTheUnion

Dear USians “American exceptionalism” has been redefined in the eyes of the world. Trump is exceptionally evil. Republicans are exceptionally cowardly Democrats are exceptionally inept The government is exceptionally corrupt MAGA voters are exceptionally dumb. Signed, Earth

I’d still rather vacation in Mexico than the United States. #PuertoVallartaVsPedoProtectors #CancunVsConcealedCarry #MayanRivieraVsMAGARepuglicans #TulumVsTrumpsterFire