Debbie Taunt (she/her) 🍥

Dry shampoo is my saving grace as a living pool of grease.

We’re not “losing” shit. We broke it intentionally. This wasn’t a solar flare that knocked out our satellites. This was us taking a machete to an advanced weather system because some dumbfucks thought it was going to own the libs rather drown their families

Mr. President, don’t take your anger out on me - I’m just a silly girl. Take it out on whoever convinced you to betray the American people and our Constitution by illegally bombing Iran and dragging us into war. It only took you 5 months to break almost every promise you made.

Huh. I thought the US couldn’t afford student loan forgiveness. 🧐🤔

And I’m being so serious. A lot of y’all pull the “we are not our ancestors, we’ll fight” bullshit as if they didn’t put their lives on the line for rights. Well it might be coming up to the time to prove just how willing you are to fight for yours/ours

Affirmative action taken away, LGBTQ discrimination supported, student loan debt forgiveness blocked, Elon controlling how much information we see on a public social media app. All within a few days. Y’all a revolution gotta be around the corner cause they not gonna stop.

The one bag fumble I'll never forgive myself for is not doing PPP loan fraud

I really want everyone to pivot back from video. I fucking hate video. Do not ever make me watch a video just to obtain information. Making me watch a video instead of giving me text I can read is an act of violence against me specifically. When will it end.

Where is the fuqqin seasoning. 👀

Direct quote from a co-worker today: “Are all white men just silverback gorillas who have rabies and are on steroids!?” Me:

@thecoffeefrog Also same.

@heatherleanne My glasses are going to break and I'll end up like the guy in that one episode of The Twilight Zone.

Ran a second interview today. My go to question is “Would you survive a zombie apocalypse? If so, how?” The potential hire said he’d just die. This is so much better somehow than the potential hire who said she has bug-out bags ready to go in her car and home. 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🤣

@HarpyTess I am fully confident that without my immunosuppressants, I’d be zombie food incredibly quickly.

@notarolemodel Oh, there’s zero way realistically I would want to live without my little 21st century gadgets and I’m pretty sure I’d just give myself to the zombies if I couldn’t access my immunosuppressants for my rheumatoid arthritis. 😂

It’s really shaping up to be a Pride month of corporations being like “happy Pride, love is love, be yourself!” and five minutes later going “we profusely apologise for and wholly retract the previous statement, love is not love, be someone else”

I mean. Insider trading is probably more difficult to do at home. Right? 😂

I found a Sonic Drive-In in a Madison ‘burb, so you bet your sweet ass I got a Route 44 Bobby Water & some chili cheese tots. #HeatherInYankeeland

Greek & Roman statues were originally painted. They were never supposed to be white. UV-Vis absorption spectroscopy has allowed archaeologists to scan statues for traces of colour. This is the 1st century CE Lovatelli Venus, recoloured by Vinzenz Brinkmann smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/b…

Took my ADHD millennial speedball this morning: sugar free energy drank & a Flexeril. Now I’m ready to live in this dystopian hellscape we call the United States at least for the next three hours.

@BudrykZack gosh, its almost like up until recently people with autism noticeable enough to impact their daily lives were expected to be hidden away so nobody would ever have to see or think about them! but thats impossible of course.