Helen Green

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We pay too much attention to the most confident voices—and too little attention to the most thoughtful ones. Certainty is not a sign of credibility. Speaking assertively is not a substitute for thinking deeply. It's better to learn from complex thinkers than smooth talkers.

People watching Handmaids Tale and being like “I bet the gas in Gilead is under $3”

@maiakotro I’m dying. This is amazing!

This peculiar argument that gun safety laws won't work because criminals will just break them...Couldn't you make that argument against ANY law?!?

The thing about having "guns" as your hobby, is that if my hobby had turned into the number one reason of death for children, I would just find another hobby.

If only people cared about women as much as they care about not wearing fucking masks on planes…

@JoshuaConkel Best idea I’ve heard in a long time

@KitchenAidUSA @whirlpoolusa @BestBuy @KitchenAidCare @BestBuySupport @MieleUSA I’ll pay the difference for a @MieleUSA PLEASE! Desperate @BestBuy customer over here!

@KitchenAidUSA @whirlpoolusa @BestBuy @KitchenAidCare @BestBuySupport @BestBuy I came in for a @MieleUSA replacement but your (very nice) sales associate recommended this @KitchenAidUSA dishwasher @BestBuy Paramus, NJ. How about taking my @KitchenAidCare back and...

My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?

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Wow, I know some of you have had the worst year of your life but maybe you could show some compassion for the person who caused the worst year of your life??