Helen Rice is Showing Off (Purl Power)

Been phasing myself off Twitter and now I’m done. Consider this account inactive from now on. Peace and love to all hx

Kenny has been found so that’s me off Twitter again. Thanks to everyone who shared the appeal and expressed support.

A very old friend of mine has gone missing in Thailand. RTs very much appreciated

Come along to @_talesofwhatever tonight and find out all about my adventures living with Fitzy the cat… #storytelling #catsofinstagram #helenriceisshowingoff instagram.com/p/CqYEWz6oaQj/…

I’ll be joining @_talesofwhatever tonight and telling tales on my former cat, Fitzy… do JOIN US! #sheffieldlife #storytelling #catsofinstagram instagram.com/p/CqX1TPlNJQM/…

Looking forward to the next edition of Sounds About Write on Tuesday 21st March. It's a comedy special for @comicrelief featuring @helenriceshow and Aston Fairfax. Open mic slots still available. thewritersworkshop.co.uk/events/sounds-…

Just over two weeks till our next show @SteelCauldron! True stories from @helenriceshow, Ava Liversidge and @jonny_pelham (as seen on Live at the Apollo) will be bringing a full preview of his new show. Weds 29th March 7pm - only £5 Tickets here bit.ly/424Dryq

@tsarzipan Get well soon!!

I am ill and require a fine malt whisky for medicinal purposes, if anyone would like to fetch me one 🥃🙏

Thanks to everyone who offered help, I think it is sorted now but I may be back!

Do I know anyone on here who could read a few line in Welsh and tell me if Google Translate has got it right?!

@SueArcher6 @HattieOtter @CymraegDoctor Thank you so much for your replies and support, I think I’ve sorted it now!

@HattieOtter @helenriceshow Happy to have a look, although I'm only a learner. Otherwise @CymraegDoctor...

@timcwilliams Thank you so much, it is now sorted but I really appreciate the offer x

@helenriceshow Hi Helen, I can help :)

Fish Pie Christmas Pie: Fishfingers Goes on Holiday ourfaveplaces.co.uk/whats-on/fish-… via @faveplaces

It takes a great deal of courage and commitment to put yourself forward for public office. Nobody should be subjected to abuse for doing so. 👇🏾👏🏼🌹

@helenriceshow Is it a very old fridge? I imagine the removable salad drawer was introduced precisely to make cleaning off liquified salad easier.

So far all I’ve come up with is plunging a sponge in it. I really don’t want to touch it. Any suggestions?! 2/2

@robsterowski Doesn’t look that old… I’ll send a progress pic when I’m done!

@robsterowski Thanks! Am midway through the process and the end is in sight! Still want to bollock whoever designed this though! X

@helenriceshow Get rubber gloves on. Scoop up what you can with a cup, dishcloth for the rest.

Also, whoever designed this fridge, I wish them a lifelong #wellofmung 😫